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Let's have some fun ,I will start us off ",You might be addicted to disc golf if" The only multiplication you can do is by three's or, You get upset at Christmas when no wrapped gifts appear to be round, Family vacation has to be near disc golf courses,Your wife asks you weekly, Did you buy another disc today?, Your disc collection cost more than the wifes wedding ring. Keep it goin.

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It finally became clear to me that I am addicted to disc golf. Just yesterday at one of the local courses I found myself waist deep in dark,murky water to fetch a disc. What makes it even worse is that it was about thirty feet from the bank. The things I will do in the name of golf.
If you know which of your ball caps is the most overstable.
If your dogs food bowel is an Innova Sonic.
If you mom tells strangers that she meets that you play.
You might be addicted to disc golf if...

They finally give you an office at work and the first thing you do is decorate it with your discs and trophies.

You wake up at 5am on a Saturday and don't even consider going back to sleep because TODAY YOU'RE GOING TO PLAY and you're wayyyy too excited about it!!!!

Your opinion changes from "It's great I don't have a yard with a lawn I have to mow." to "I sure wish I had a yard big enough to putt in."

Everyone you know doesn't bother to ask you what you're doing on the weekend because they already know....

You make the effort to get to the video game store and find out when they'll have more Wii consoles to sell, then have the boss let you leave work for a bit to make sure you get one when they come in, all just because a disc golf game is being made for the Wii.
You know your addicted to disc golf when your hunkered down during a hurricane and have the urge to see what kind of distance your disc will fly in that kind of wind..........then you walk out the front door disc in hand..........

I'll never know where that disc went!
or when you tell your boss you sick for a whole week but all you did was golf,
>You use your disc bag as your purse
>All the stones in your backyard have numbers on them
>You buzz a basket and an incoming disc on the back of your Husband's Head
(you know HE'S addicted when he let's you)
>>you putt at it
>your kids collect bottlecaps (and they have @ least 500!)
>artichoke jars become mini-basket bottle-cap catchers
>you carry an emergency kit in your glovebox with glow-sticks and stretchy tape
>your abnoxious, abandoned Rat- Terrier comes looking for you @ the course (4 towns away):/
>you intuitively know more than 5 answers to this question
>your Hero is Slingshot Steve!!!
When you're looking for a new place to live. Proxcimity to the local course is on top of the "Hot" list.
easy. when you play daily in january in maine.
.....if when you are laying in bed and can't sleep, you start playing in your mind till you fall asleep.
If your typical comment on a fart is "nice out."
If a pringles top is at least a 20 minute distraction
If aces don't matter in poker anymore
If you power grip non-circular shaped objects
If you care about checking discgolfersr.us MORE than you care about checking email

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