"You might be addicted to disc golf if "

Let's have some fun ,I will start us off ",You might be addicted to disc golf if" The only multiplication you can do is by three's or, You get upset at Christmas when no wrapped gifts appear to be round, Family vacation has to be near disc golf courses,Your wife asks you weekly, Did you buy another disc today?, Your disc collection cost more than the wifes wedding ring. Keep it goin.

[Steve Yee]

Uh oh Jayne, it seems as if you're past the point of no return. DG is like a zombie in a scary movie - it keeps coming after you until it bites you in the neck and claims you as one of it's own...lol. Welcome to being obsessed.

[Jayne]

it's true Steve. So when are we gonna throw a round?

[Steve Yee]

Other than tues and thursdays ( bad days ), anytime. I'm working a temp gig at 3M ( I'm on the eastside of town ), so anytime after 4. You seem busier than I do with college and work. Just let me know. I'll try and work around your schedule.

[Monica]

when your house is decorated in various shades of champion plastic and you like it that way-- and in fact, you bought your new sofa to match the discs displayed on the walls and shelf...

[Tommy Donelson]

People can hand you discs while you are blindfolded and you can tell by touch, what disc it is, the weight, and the color

[Tommy Donelson]

You might be addicted to disc golf if... You aren't sure how many portable baskets are in your car

You might be addicted to disc golf if... all of your stories sound like that line from American Pie, " This one time, at a disc golf tournament, ..."

You might be addicted to disc golf if... you have ever hit someone in the face with a flour tortilla from outside of 20'

You might be addicted to disc golf if... anytime you put anything in your hands you guess its stability. Box of Corn Flakes +1, Box of Triscuts +2.5, newspaper 0, Nephew -1(all babies are kind of squirmy)


You might be addicted to disc golf if... you count how many throws you think it would take you to get from light pole to light pole while driving in your car

You might be addicted to disc golf if... you and a friend would play object golf in a parking lot during the winter, with one of the holes being that you have to land your putt in a moving shopping cart, or knocking a payphone handset off the hook to end the hole would be acceptable as well.

[Jeff Kiel]

The payphone handset target is priceless.

[Jayne]

... and when you add canoeing into the mix you make sure to bring a floating disc.

[Flying_floyd]

...anytime you plan a "family" camping trip or vacation, the very first thing you pack (even before toiletries) is maps to all the DG courses along any given route.

[Grace Rose]

you might be addicted to disc golf if....your two year old can throw both backhanded and forehanded =]

[David Nelson]

I love this post! ...and the great responses.

So you might be addicted to disc golf if...
--> you just made a disc golf coffee table (check out my post for details).
--> you had shoulder surgery then started playing with your opposite hand.

Ok, so there's a bit of self disclosure. :)

[Jeff Kiel]

You google the word 'disc' to see all the different translations in other countries.