"You might be addicted to disc golf if "

Let's have some fun ,I will start us off ",You might be addicted to disc golf if" The only multiplication you can do is by three's or, You get upset at Christmas when no wrapped gifts appear to be round, Family vacation has to be near disc golf courses,Your wife asks you weekly, Did you buy another disc today?, Your disc collection cost more than the wifes wedding ring. Keep it goin.

[Chris Lenkiewicz]

you know your wife/caddie is addicted to disc golf, when she is curled up under the mens urinal during a lightning storm.

[Bill]

What!?!? I gotta hear that one. I can't even get my gf to come walk the course with me, much less carry the bag (and she got it for me!)

[Mindy]

I knew my husband was addicted when I was seriously considering trying to make lingerie from two mini discs and some small chain, so we could spend time together... I knew I was addicted when I realized that single chain wouldn't catch as well as double, so I had to head back to ACE Hardware.

[Spike Mason]

When you start giving your best friends nicknames having to do with disc golf jargon. I started calling my friend Andrew "Anhyzer."

[Ken McKinney]

You have to put more toys in your kids lap to balance the stroller because your disc bag hanging on the back keeps making it do wheelies.

[Craig with a C]

You live in Charleston and you request to work in Greenville, SC (4 hour drive each way) so you can play Timmons one week a month and request to work in Columbia, SC (2 hour drive each way) so you can play Earlewood a few days each month. You also may be addicted if you plan your honeymoon around how many disc golf courses are nearby your destination.

[Nibs Carter]

We were in Nashville TN over Thanksgiving. My wife unfortunately got ill and had to go into the hospital there for 5 days. (she's ok now) I was glad when the nurse came in and gave her pain meds cause she would pass out for several hours, and I could sneek out and get in a round. Played three different courses while there, had to go to Dicks to get some discs. I had only brought two stowed away in my computer bag just in case!

Do you think I'm terrible?

[R Hayes]

Practical.

[nanook]

You might be addicted to disc golf if your bag is organized by distance, stability, and the discs are color coordinated:

[Nibs Carter]

Looks like ROYGBIV !

[nanook]

What can I say, I am a high school science teacher!

[Nibs Carter]

I was wondering if anyone would know what that meant!