Best disc golf trash talk!

Since a lot of us are in the shit talking spirit, I want to hear the best shit talk you've ever heard on the course.

[Donny Olow]

875 ? I thought my weak 970 rating was barely Pro ?

[Twoputt]

You both drive like champs and putt like chumps.

All rip no grip.

[JohnnyMax]

No offense Donny, I was typing about a Florida "Pro".

[david k. reisner]

no i'm not signing your ace disc , because i didn't se it go in !

[steve sevonty]

Was that a first run kotex you just threw?

[Jim Coonradt]

Not enough TT in league tonight. I think that I was so damn relaxed that I lost my edge. I played smart (for a while) but there was something missing. One of the most relaxed rounds in a while. Funny thing is that a friend of mine, who has entered B pool for singles previously, was forced to enter A Pool and he won it all. I have been calling him a bagger because I know that he has talent. He has been reluctant to agree. But tonight he won it all. Bagger!

Tomorrow is a new day and I hope that I can get just a little angry. It is doubles... Where is the trash talking love?

[TERRY ROEDELL]

ok, i got one.

when some one says something about you or someone in relation to you. come back with

"YOUR MOM SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED YOU!"

first it will be a moment of silence then everyone will laugh but them. lol

[josh wieschowski]

we were tossin and this tool wanted to rip with us and as we progressed throught the course, any putt from around 25 to 40 feet he wouldnt toss and took birdies? we were like, hey man? WTF ya know, how come your not puttting those and he claimed that they were "gimme shots", too easy and he didnt need to shoot em! lol, not really trash talk, but close enough.

[Jim Coonradt]

Loser! Definite tool! Maybe you can get him in some tourneys so he can prove his fine ability. Hey that's a gimme. That's almost too pathetic for trash talk.

[Fat Tire Flier]

My favorite is "Suck my dick"

[Goolash]

My favorite right now is

"Nice shot Alice, does your sister play?"

and the ongoing "mom" jokes are always fun

[Donny Olow]

" You have as much Integrity as Tiger Woods " !!!! What a Burn !!!