We usually give someone crap when we play at courses that have short tees and we're playing from the longs and their drives don't make it past the short tees. "Does your husband know you play disc golf?" or "Did the wind blow up your skirt, Alice?" or "Did your high heels dig in the dirt?" are appropriate at that point. Then we call "dickout" golf. Just imagine.
I did that one time. A player threw his shot . It was horrible. He said "What the %@# was that !" I said" A bad shot". It just blew him away.I really cracked him up. He reminds me of that every time I see him and it's been years .