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Since a lot of us are in the shit talking spirit, I want to hear the best shit talk you've ever heard on the course.

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Nice throw Doucher!!!!!
or when someone really tries hard for that putt but it lands short and you know they are mad, just say "nice layup"!!! priceless!!
"Wanna take another practice shot nancy?"...and "I remember when I first started playing disc golf....lol
This thread has a limited life span...It may self destruct at anytime!!! lmao

"can your husband come out to play?" .....A timeless favorite
Now here's a great post. I usually only shit talk when somebody dishes it at me. Can't think of any good ones at the moment. I have been known to say "Hey put some Viagra on that thing" when the putt goes low.
"thats nice, does your husband play" , "maybe try putting your purse down next time" , " so youre playing rec this weekend eh?" , "maybe you should get another hobby... i heard badminton's fun"
"with another shot like that...you'll be there"
I like to constantly remind someone of their obvious screw-ups in a very simple manner.

Example: Someone hits a tree and I turn to them and say "your shot just hit a tree." Someone tries to lay up for a safe putt and ends up short, I say "Your lay up was short." Someone throws a worm-burner, and I say "your drive was too low."

It's a very simple and effective way to throw someone's game off. Instead of focusing on their shots, they will be more focused on the annoying crap I'm about to say. It's not very witty or edgy, but with repetition and good timing, it will drive them #@$%ing crazy!
To which I would reply "You're very observant or the ever more popular "No shit Sherlock". You got to have better game than that with me. Then you just crush the next shot and say "Take that"!
"treejected", "treenied"
Oh ya! I know you are , but what am I! My Dad can beat up your Dad! I'm going to tell my Mommy on you........
i think your foot was out of the box .
and of course the ever popular, Foot Fault

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