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Since a lot of us are in the shit talking spirit, I want to hear the best shit talk you've ever heard on the course.

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That is a really good line.
After an unbelievably lucky shot..."Even a blind rat finds cheese now and then."
Call 911 !!!!
I have had a Guy , threaten my life because I told him he Sucks !!!! And he Really Does !!!!
I'm still going to kill you for that Donny
I think the hole is over there (while pointing at the basket). Good for complete shanks.
"Fix your skirt..."
"Your skirt is showing."
Ever played this game before?
"Great shot Princess Lay Up!" after an upshot lands way short...
So many classic lines come from players who brag up their own shots and abilities. To hear them talk you would think they could whip Climo on their off day. So why are they playing in the Amateur division?

A guy throws a weak, pitiful drive on a long tight hole and says, "I've parked that shot the last 4 times I threw it". C'mon, we all know he couldn't park that shot if he had a hundred tries.

A player throws in some long, crazy putt and says, "I can hit that every time." You can tell by his form he sucks and just happened to get lucky. He has a better chance to hit the lottery than repeat that putt.

Some guys talk themselves up as a motivational tool. If that is what it takes for them to get themselves going I guess that is fine. You just wonder why they say that stuff out loud. The comments and looks they get in return can be pretty funny.

I play fairly often with a guy who talks himself up. He is actually a good player (Pro Master) but no one is as good as he talks. One round of a tournament he couldn't miss. He hit every drive and every putt. He just lit it up and blew away the field (which I guess any good player can do if they get both hot and lucky). I was just amazed what came out of his mouth. The better he played the more and louder he talked. It was like being with the King of the World. But the next round he back to being mortal. He kept talking though.
Gift of gab?

It's always good to not take yourself so serious.


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