That kind of stuff just inspires me to crank one out there and say "See, check that out". The pre-talk can backfire on you. If you are trying to trash talk grade schoolers then maybe. For me that is just motivation.
disc puns lol (may not be offensive)
someone screws up with a boss say u threw that like a boss
that stuck like a magnet
that drive destroyed u (innova destroyer)
discraft avenger) yup u avenged sucking with that drive
the best one ever is : haha u suck