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Since a lot of us are in the shit talking spirit, I want to hear the best shit talk you've ever heard on the course.

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No offense Donny, I was typing about a Florida "Pro".
Someone in the group shanks one about twenty feet and you say "Hey, your disc is over there".
We usually shout out..... "I GOT IT...IT'S RIGHT OVER HERE!!!"
One of my favorites is when you clearly have people in front of you. Tell the person your trashing, that they can go ahead and drive.... You can't reach them.

Another good one is.... if some come up with a great or lucky shot. Tell them...... next time your going to have to call that slop.
How about "Hey did somebody just plow into your Volvo"? Oops that did happen.

I love trash talk because it just makes me play better. Now to get the Volvo fixed.

Say what you want tonight in league because I'm spending what's left of my ace pool winnings on beer.
Way to crapitalize! Nice AM2 approach! Remember, if you are the best, you can never get better! When your feeling good about yourself, disc golf reminds you that you suck!

I love it when someone shouts out in frustration,"What am I doing?!" I usually respond "why playing disc golf of course."
We always tell the newbies that they have to throw further than the girls, or else be forced to walk to the basket with their pants down.
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this year at the kansas state championships -

i heard there was a guy that plopped one out right in the fairway by a tree.


oh.


"TALKING".


i see.


never mind.


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We usually give someone crap when we play at courses that have short tees and we're playing from the longs and their drives don't make it past the short tees. "Does your husband know you play disc golf?" or "Did the wind blow up your skirt, Alice?" or "Did your high heels dig in the dirt?" are appropriate at that point. Then we call "dickout" golf. Just imagine.
I did that one time. A player threw his shot . It was horrible. He said "What the %@# was that !" I said" A bad shot". It just blew him away.I really cracked him up. He reminds me of that every time I see him and it's been years .
now only if you could make that second shot the first time.
Nice shot Nancy , maybe next time you can Sally it !!!!

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