Best disc golf trash talk!

Since a lot of us are in the shit talking spirit, I want to hear the best shit talk you've ever heard on the course.

[Donny Olow]

I usually throw all my discraft discs in the lake.

[Jim Coonradt]

Trash talk was back tonight in doubles and I really enjoyed it. We had a great group and I even got to play with a guy who I haven't seen in a couple of years. "How's your back feeling cause you're carrying your partner" was a good one along with the usual mention of taking out the tampon before you throw. Good stuff and we were in it for a while. But the 50 mph winds and the cold finally got to us and we finished out of the money. But the trash talk was good and really made the round a lot of fun.

[Jim Coonradt]

Someone in the group shanks one about twenty feet and you say "Hey, your disc is over there".

[Jamie 'gr8rocshot' Ruane]

We usually shout out..... "I GOT IT...IT'S RIGHT OVER HERE!!!"

[Guydro]

One of my favorites is when you clearly have people in front of you. Tell the person your trashing, that they can go ahead and drive.... You can't reach them.

Another good one is.... if some come up with a great or lucky shot. Tell them...... next time your going to have to call that slop.

[Jim Coonradt]

How about "Hey did somebody just plow into your Volvo"? Oops that did happen.

I love trash talk because it just makes me play better. Now to get the Volvo fixed.

Say what you want tonight in league because I'm spending what's left of my ace pool winnings on beer.

[Destraayer]

Way to crapitalize! Nice AM2 approach! Remember, if you are the best, you can never get better! When your feeling good about yourself, disc golf reminds you that you suck!

I love it when someone shouts out in frustration,"What am I doing?!" I usually respond "why playing disc golf of course."

[Sam Smith]

We always tell the newbies that they have to throw further than the girls, or else be forced to walk to the basket with their pants down.

[Tom Westphal]

We usually give someone crap when we play at courses that have short tees and we're playing from the longs and their drives don't make it past the short tees. "Does your husband know you play disc golf?" or "Did the wind blow up your skirt, Alice?" or "Did your high heels dig in the dirt?" are appropriate at that point. Then we call "dickout" golf. Just imagine.

[one19]

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this year at the kansas state championships -

i heard there was a guy that plopped one out right in the fairway by a tree.


oh.


"TALKING".


i see.


never mind.


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[david k. reisner]

now only if you could make that second shot the first time.

[Donny Olow]

Nice shot Nancy , maybe next time you can Sally it !!!!