Deep thoughts by Jack Handy........

Why is it, that we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway...:-/

[edism]

The initial questions is answered in Impoderables. There are several books in the series. I think it is by a David Feldman. They are easy reading books. Each question is usually answered in a page or two.

[Chris Lenkiewicz]

if you try to fail and succeed, what have you accomplished?

success of failure?

[Kory Olko]

The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.

[Jamie 'gr8rocshot' Ruane]

you cheated...lol ....that was today's deep thought. How true though!!!

[Rescue]

Why is it called a Butterfly and not a Flutterby..?

[Jamie 'gr8rocshot' Ruane]

actually it was originally. Deep thought There now!!!

[edism]

http://www.imponderables.com/butter.html

[edism]

http://www.imponderables.com/imponderables.php

[mr ed]

Why is it called a sidewalk when you walk on top...
Why if you're scared shitless you still do..;>}

[Jim Coonradt]

Why do we take a shit? I'd rather leave it!

[up_a_tree_B]

Which is better: to have what you want or to actually want what you have?

[R Hayes]

Why do hunters sit in a stand and watch from a blind?