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I really think it would be amazing to have a girlfriend that would play this sport as much as I do,but sadly all of the girls I attempt to bring out to play take it as a joke, so I feel like they are insulting me! how do you guys feel about it, or any females wanna play sometime? lol

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This will change once you have kids! We have a blast making it a family affair seeing as our kids are 2 years and 3 months it can only get better!
I have a baby boy on the way...due in March and I absolutely can't wait until I can get him on a disc golf course...
got to do the stinky poo thing first ..... enjoy
I use disc golf time as a time to get away from my wife. My son and i go out for a little bit of quality time it works well
I was blue and lonely, I couldn't sleep a wink
And I could only get unconscious if I'd had to much to drink
There was somehow, something wrong somewhere
And each day seemed grey and dead
The seeds of desperation were growing in my head
I needed inspiration, a brand new start in life
Somewhere to place affection, but I didn't want a wife
And then by lucky chance I saw in a special magazine
An ad that was unusual, the like I'd never seen
"Experience something different with our new imported toy
She's loving, warm, inflatable and a guarantee of joy."
She came all wrapped in cardboard, all pink and shriveled down
A breath of air was all she needed to make her lose that frown
I took her to the bedroom and pumped her with some life
And later in a moment that girl became my wife
And so I sit her in the corner and sometimes stroke her hair
And when I'm feeling naughty I blow her up with air
She's cuddly and she's bouncy, she's like a rubber ball
I bounce her in the kitchen and I bounce her in the hall
And now my life is different since Sally came my way
I wake up in the morning and have her on a tray
She's everything they say she was and I wear a permanent grin
And I only have to worry in case my girl wears thin

Got to love the Police!
..... now if only she could flic ....

My disc golfing wifey..

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