DISCRAFT'S Asinine, Offensive & Just Plain Stupid Names For Discs

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And away we go...

I'm not saying the other manufacturers disc names are stupendous, but Discraft has a knack.

Of course, some of these require a certain "perspective" to be considered "tasteless," for a lack of a better term.

 But for some disc names it aint hard...

Yes, the STALKER is pretty creepy.

The REAPER & MARAUDER not much better.

Then the PREDATOR. 

TRACER (as in bullet or phone call)

CRUSH, Kill, Destroy...

And of course, zee NUKE. (Can't wait to play the Japan Open with one of these)

 Grim stuff.

FLASH always meant a guy in a raincoat to me.

SURGE, PULSE & BANGER

Chicka-Bow-Wow Baby...

Don't forget to go out and CATCH A BUZZZ !

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[Disc Golf Live]

I just called Pat Robertson to get his opinion. He said they all must be in concert with the Devil to use such unsavory names for their products. He's put in a good word word with the Lord and said we should see some lightning strikes soon (against everyone but Lightning). If that doesn't work, a decent flood should get the job done.

[Gabriel -=24 CHA!NS=-]

I'm all for throwing discs named.. Fluff, or sunshine.. Maybe even the putter named "I'm sorry I hit you Mr Basket".....

[Ian Macpherson]

Haha "I'm sorry I hit you Mr basket" .. classic

[ROBEY the one.]

lmao, f'n love it! i would totally buy one just so when someone asked me what it was i could say that!

[Danger Dave *X*24 Chains*X*]

Yes and could I get a Driver called "Can I get by you Mr. Tree"?

[Brandon Kline]

that has to be the greatest name for a putter ever. i would also own one

[Dane Pickens]

Watch out, corporations also have knack at sueing people who slander their company names.

[Dane Pickens]

If it fly, I buy

[Jordan smith]

what about that girl in your avatar? doesn't she need a shirt? maybe she's looking for a stalker... gtg nuke my lunch

[Trae-Bear]

all i use is discraft in my tourny bag, and the deal i believe is that what there gettin at is you crush the compitition and the nuke "the bomb that ended it all" the nuke the bomb that ended all competition the reaper most people use it as a sidearm as in the reaper uses a scythe (spelling?) the stalker stalks the basket, both of my stalkers have hit chains plenty of times, the flash it bolts right out of your hand, pulse the heart-beat the you get when you are in a tourny, surge????, banger chain banger, Discraft i believe is right on target with their names and discs.....

[Greg]

Excellent explanation. It's all innocent enough.

[Jamie 'gr8rocshot' Ruane]

Wow!!! This all started from my opinion that the naming of Nuke was in very poor taste...BEHOLD the power of Capt. Controversy. lmao!!

To the guy who thinks the attack on Pearl was "unprovoked" ...Good one!!! Don't believe everything you see in the movies.

Not sure what could be considered the darkest days of American History.... the day they conceived nuclear weapons or the day they actually used them.

They could have named the disc....Nuclear Fission!! Goofy...but I'd been all hunky dory with that...Hey clean reliable energy...got to love it!!!

They chose Nuke...which implies annihilation of which there is no escape!!! A real event in which 10's of thousands of innocent non military personal where wiped from the face of the map....and another 10's of thousands left to die slow horrible deaths. They were not the enemy...they were people without politics.

I guarantee..the powers that were....had it to do over.....they would not use Nuclear Weapons...not like that...NO WAY!!

Now in our current state of World affairs....there are at least two nutballs who want Nukes. Lets hope...no pray... they never get'em.