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DISCRAFT'S Asinine, Offensive & Just Plain Stupid Names For Discs

And away we go...

I'm not saying the other manufacturers disc names are stupendous, but Discraft has a knack.

Of course, some of these require a certain "perspective" to be considered "tasteless," for a lack of a better term.

But for some disc names it aint hard...

Yes, the STALKER is pretty creepy.

The REAPER & MARAUDER not much better.

Then the PREDATOR.

TRACER (as in bullet or phone call)

CRUSH, Kill, Destroy...

And of course, zee NUKE. (Can't wait to play the Japan Open with one of these)

Grim stuff.

FLASH always meant a guy in a raincoat to me.

SURGE, PULSE & BANGER

Chicka-Bow-Wow Baby...

Don't forget to go out and CATCH A BUZZZ !

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Permalink Reply by Rescue on March 10, 2010 at 8:27pm

Now I know why we can't get a health care plan.........

Permalink Reply by steve sevonty on March 10, 2010 at 8:40pm

I would Like to know how the attack on pearl harbor was provoked? They attacked pearl harbor to suprise us because we were helping out our alies the British in their own province fight against the chinese to keep supplies for the war effort going, however japan wanted those supplies for their own expansion effort and knew without American help on the other side of the world the british would have no choice but to withdraw. Not that i need a source but the first google response was http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_did_the_Japanese_attack_Pearl_Harbor.

I too like warm and furry beavers, I think that the sixty pound attack beavers would be the best kind!

Permalink Reply by Greg on March 10, 2010 at 8:49pm

Maybe instead of one word names for disc models, the disc golf manufacturers could use phrase-names instead. So instead of Nuke, they could name it...

"Get 'R Done"

"Haulin' Ass"

"Crotch Ripper" (cause I know one of these days I'm gonna throw that baby so hard, my pants are gonna split)

"Thunderbolt & Lightspeed"

"Usain Bolt"

and for all of you that are so worried about how the Japanese feel about this disc, how about we call it the...

"Toyota Prius" (just keeps accelerating and the brakes don't work)

Permalink Reply by steve sevonty on March 10, 2010 at 8:53pm

Now that s funny greg!rotflmao

Permalink Reply by Bogey Monger on March 10, 2010 at 8:53pm

Imagine if 60lb Beavers attacked Pearl Harbor!

Permalink Reply by Dane Pickens on March 10, 2010 at 9:28pm

If you call a rose by any other name, does it not smell the same?

Permalink Reply by nick young on March 10, 2010 at 9:47pm

I think lightning discs has the right idea. No one should be offended by #1 roller. Dont like the discs but they have perfectly newtral names.

Permalink Reply by Ben Calhoun on March 10, 2010 at 9:51pm

#3 Slice offends me to the core!

Permalink Reply by nick young on March 10, 2010 at 9:55pm

I dont have a core so i wouldn't know.

Permalink Reply by Senior on March 10, 2010 at 9:59pm

Call Discraft and give them your sagely advice for better names.....

Permalink Reply by one19 on March 10, 2010 at 11:11pm

.

Well, that seemed to be fun for all.

Well, almost all.

It seems some Discrafters may have been offended by this discussion.

That was not my intention.

I try not to take myself or life too seriously.

A sense of humor helps this immensely.

Thanks for all the input guys & gals!

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