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Some of the ones we throw around include.
Colonel Clank when someone hits the facemask on their putt.
Nice shot Princess Layup, when you leave your putt short.
In retaliation for the same, Nice comment Obe Wan Chablowme.
Ivan Griplockovic for when someone griplocks their drive.
Are you part of the early-release program? when you release your drive early.
You get the point, let's here some of your ribbings you give your brothers on the course.

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When we play Friday afternoon "Gang Golf" with 10-15 players in one group, things get pretty loose. Plenty of "social lubricant" allows everyone to make loud comments. Any outsider would think we are a group disc golfers with Touret Syndrome. We yell "Count It", "Noonan", "No Birdie for You", "Jyeeze", "No Prolem", "Doh". Everyone is welcome to join us, but you gotta have a thick skin to hang with us.

My favorite insult for a weak throw by a guy is "So, does your Husband play?"
dude. i think your weeds wearing off.
When your buddy comes up way short ...."Wow! ...with another throw just like that...you'll be there!"
when someone has a bad drive that goes on another fariway i say, "hey asshole, we already played that hole!"
When a disc flips and just keeps going you always seem to hear "baby come back....."
in the pond: "thats going to the ponderosa"
rolled down a hill: "hillbilly"
good kick off a tree: "thank you treesus"
and new today...
hit a light pole: "that disc has polio"

one guy (thanks mark b.) comes up with these, these are just a few i remember
that was crap
how more simple can you get
When you hit the Yellow Rim on Innova discatchers. "Chastity Belt!"
Once in a while when my putt is so bad it's feet off left or right I yell "go in" to get a laugh or two

When someone is way short say "I wouldn't have laid up from there" or "dude, your sister called she wants her putter (or driver) back"
hit a tree "got it"
"Does your husband play?"
When the drive doesn't go as far as you wanted it to we say "put the purse down and dig your heels in deeper".

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