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Some of the ones we throw around include.
Colonel Clank when someone hits the facemask on their putt.
Nice shot Princess Layup, when you leave your putt short.
In retaliation for the same, Nice comment Obe Wan Chablowme.
Ivan Griplockovic for when someone griplocks their drive.
Are you part of the early-release program? when you release your drive early.
You get the point, let's here some of your ribbings you give your brothers on the course.

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If someone hits a tree...."Tree-fense", "Tree-nial", "Dude, if you don't want that disc I'll take it.... poor thing"... I have yelled "Stupid Lama" before but if you havn't see "Dude, where's my car" you wont get it..

Short throw.... "I'll put my dress back on after this hole",

Griplock.... "Girl, Don't Go Away Mad!"

Hit the DiscCatcher Top.... "DiscCatcher Denial!"
Mike said:
"Does your husband play?"

aaaaahahahaha im using this on everyone i can.
the worst insult in either golf- "You're still away"
"man its thick in there" "like Ron Jeremy thick..."
Generally, it's girl's names.


"Hey! Nice toss there, Nancy!"
Tree kick- "Nice Bounce"
Bad Putt- "sally on the dance floor."
Bad Shot-"Your still out.."
Bad tree bounce-"That's the kind of tree love you bend over for"
Good tree bounce- "how long have you and that tree been dating"
hits the lip on the basket and falls to the ground " Lipitor" "baron von Lipmiester"
a missed putt.. :" miss-a-saurus rex"

I'll have to write down some more of the funny ones I hear. some funny stuff here. good post dave.
" OK , who let Wind " !!!!!!
hey now,"looks like Palm Sunday-"throwing into the many palm trees or palmettos here in Florida.
'nothing but wood"- hitting trees.
"your dogs barking"-landing/shooting from the rough(ruff,ruff)
"marking your territory"hitting/leaving mark on a palm tree
"oh,you're our trail guide"helping anyone looking for a disc off the fairway
"Gator bait" looking for your disc beside or in the water here in Florida
"nice shot...did you bring the bloodhound?" watching anyone's drive disappear into the trees,palmettos,rough
Hit two or three trees on one shot - "Pachinko!" (or "pinball")
Disc is thrown too hard, flips & sails way off line - "Overworked another one!"

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