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O.K. True Story...........
A couple of weeks ago someone asked me "Vic, how long are you gonna play Disc Golf?"
After some serious thought, my reply was
"I'll keep playing Disc golf until DISCRAFT pays me enough money to stop using their Discs...."
A father and son decided to play together for the first time.
Dad was an avid disc golfer and son is new to the game.
On the way to the course, the son asks "By the way, what's your handicap?"
Dad replies,"I don't have one....it's more like a permanent disability."
Bryan aka “Bfunky” was stranded on a desert island for 10 years. One day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wet suit...
Bryan, "Hi! Am I ever happy to see you!"
Girl, "Hi! It seems like you've been here a long time. How long has it been since you've had a smoke?"
Bryan, "It's been ten years!"
With this information the girl unzips a slot on the arm of her wet suit and gives him smoke.
Girl, "So tell me how long it’s been since you had a drink?"
Bryan, "It's been ten years"
The girl unzips a longer zipper on her wet suit and comes out with a flask of whiskey and gives him a drink.
Bryan, "Oh, thank you so much for everything. You are like a miracle!"
Finally the girl starts to unzip the front of her wet suit and asks him leadingly, "So tell me then, how long has it been since you played around??"
Bryan looks at her and says excitedly, "Oh my God, don't tell me you've got a set of Discs and a basket in there too?!"
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he was dead!
What's brown and sticky?
How do you get a nun pregnant?
You dress her up like an altar boy!