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I've met a bunch of Korys in my lifetime.
One (1) other Norbert.
And we both were employed at the same place?
In all honesty I have met one Norbert, and I have met zero Kory's. SO that kind of blows that out of the water.
This thread is 16 pages. All harmless jokes, with names of fellow disc golfers in them.
I fail to see how someone can be so easily offended.
I am offended at how quickly the word 'offended' is thrown out.
It's a good word. It strong sounding. It has two 'f's. It has three syllables. It's a fantastic word.
Don't wear it out.
|Italian guy golf
So hopefully without offending anyone, here is another. I was saving the best joke for last.
My Home Course of Debary is ran by Jamie Ruane. He has been running it ever since I joined the group.
My home course is ran by an iron hand. Jamie is really tough on us. How tough is he?? Well I had found a memorandum that he planned on passing to our group. Here is a copy of his memo to the Disc Golfers who play at Debary.
TO: All Debary Disc Golfers
FROM: Jamie Ruane
SUBJECT: SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
In order to assure that we continue to produce the highest quality of recreation possible, it will be our policy to keep all Disc Golfers well-trained through our Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.). We are giving our Club Members more S.H.I.T. than any other course in town.
If you feel you do not receive your fair share of S.H.I.T. on the course, please see the course “A” players. You will then be placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list for special attention.
All of our “A” players are particularly qualified to see that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle at your own speed.
If you think that you have a thorough understanding of the basic S.H.I.T. program, you may wish to participate in Management Of Related Education for Special High Intensity Training (M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.). Our club loves giving M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T. then any other club.
If you consider yourself to be trained enough already, you may be interested in helping us train others. We can add you to our Basic Understanding Lecture List Special High Intensity Training (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.). Once on the list you will be considered an “A” player.
Some of you display aptitudes in which you are not good enough to be an “A” player so that would easily allow you to enter the Director of Intensity Program (D.I.P. S.H.I.T.). This position will only qualify you as a “B” Player. Those who do not qualify for this position but are still interested will certainly be referred to the Director Under Management Bureau (D.U.M.B. S.H.I.T.). And those individuals who do not meet the requirements of our Bureau and can not understand the basics as Disc Golf must first complete the Special Training Under Personal Individual Discretion, Special High Intensity Training (S.T.U.P.I.D. S.H.I.T.).
If you have any further questions, please address them to our Head Of Training, Special High Intensity Training (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).
Boss in General
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
A course pro told me your to good to tee from those short pads,i replied aparently not this ismy second shot!!