HUMOR.............

Ladies and Gentlemen,

There has been so many serious discussions lately, that I am creating this one to relieve some tension. I love jokes, funny stories, and quotes. So use this post as a means of telling something funny and hopefully put a smile on other people's faces. I'll start things off..........

You know when you've reached the Masters when you body goes out more then you do.

or

What's my handicap?
* Driving and putting

or

"Yelling at your disc will not help you. Unless you do it when your opponent is putting."

or

"Golf and sex are about the only things I can enjoy without being good at."

or

"If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong disc"

or

“If I had driven the green and cleared the trees, it would’ve been a great shot.”

or

"I average three under. One under a tree; one under a bush; one under the water."


Now it's your turn. Put something funny, and we'll all be able to laugh.

[Daddy_Dragon]

Where is this ???

[Daddy_Dragon]

My wife Pattie decides to go to the Disc Golf Course in Debary in order to get some practice in.

She is met by another woman who asks my wife if she could play a long with her since it was her first time playing.

Pattie was more then happy to have someone practice with her.

By the third hole, the youg lady asks "What is your handicap?"

My wife says "Well, I am a scratch golfer"

Impressed the young lady states "I can't believe that you are that good !!"

Pattie continues "Ya' I write down all my good scores, and scratch out the bad ones."

 

 

[harold king]

humor

[Daddy_Dragon]

[Daddy_Dragon]

Michael West from Callifornia had decided to visit Florida and play some of it's Fine Disc Golf Courses.

While traveling he stumbles upon the famous Daytona Beach's Tuscawilla course.  At the First tee he meets Kory Olko and they decide to play together.

When they get to the tee of the second hole Michael  says, "This will be easy.  I'll use my trusty Star Beast and a putter. Michael takes out his Beast and agressively throws toward the basket that was 359 feet away.  As soon as he let's go of the disc. it dings a tree to the right and drops hard to the ground.

Kory immediately hands him his putter and responds,
"It looks like you got one hell of a putt left!"

 

[mr ed]

daddy dragon's add on list of "sounds dirty"...

 no one was at the course,so I played with myself.

Aced that hole.

                                                            

 

 

[Daddy_Dragon]

I've never aced a hole, but I have played with myself plenty of times.

 

Mr. Ed,

      You're right.  That does sound dirty.

[Daddy_Dragon]

A woman goes to Daytona Beach News Journal office in order to put in an obituary for deceased husband Jamie Ruane.

The Obit. Editor asked what she would like to place in the column and informed her that it will be $5.00 a word.  She stated "Well then, let it read.......  Jamie Ruane Died."

Amused at how thifty the lady was, the editor smiles and tells the widow that there is an eight word minimum for all obituaries.  After pondering the situation for a couple of minutes she states

"Well then, let it read.... Jamie Ruane Died, Disc Golf Equipment for sale".

[Dookville]

This has been the best thread I've seen on here yet. You are cracking me up Dragon.

[Jamie 'gr8rocshot' Ruane]

What's so f.....g funny about that?

I mean like.....Geesh, he's slowly killing us off here!!

besides.....it won't be for sale...cause, I'm taking it with me.  ; )~

[HENRY "MENACE" REID]

I'm still alive!!

[Daddy_Dragon]

I have a list of jokes that I have entered their names.  Guess what ??  You were included in my jokes.  Will you die off or what ??  Wait and see......