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I didnt see me. . . I will have to go back and look. please dont kill me.
Mr Ed Horst from Port Charlotte had made the local news channel.
Reporter "So, Mr Ed you have been married for a long time what is your secret?"
Mr Ed "Well as you said, it is a secret..."
Reporter "Is it becuase your wife lets you play Disc Golf any time you want?"
Mr Ed "Well if you really want to know my secret to a long and happy marriage............ Before getting married, my wife and I had agreed that I would make all the major decisions and she would make the minor ones."
Before anyone could say anything else, Mrs Horst jumps in with "And lucky for us, there has never been any major decisions. So he has not had a chance to screw up."
Hahahahaha,wondered who the wedding crasher was back in the day.Good thing she's made all the decisions;>}
See ya on the fairway Wilbur
Henry Reid (aka The Menance) from Tuscawilla in Daytona just got through playing 18 holes of disc golf and was extremely thirsty. He saw a group of "fellas" drinking and asked if he could have one.
The leader of the group says “Ya’ you can have a drink. But you first have to tell us the name of your penis.”
“What are you talking about? The name of my penis?” inquired The Menance .
The leader shares the information
“You see this guy, the name for his penis is M&M, it melts in your mouth and not in you hands”
“This guy, his name is Energizer, it keeps going and going and going.”,
“This guy, his name is McDonalds, over a billion served”,
"And this guy named his Chevy. You know Like a Rock"
“So what is the name of yours?”
Henry thinks for a moment and exclaims “Secret!!”
“What do you mean Secret?” the leader asks.
“You know, Strong enough for a man but made for a woman”
I heard rumors about the Rock Springs Ridge Disc Golf Course. They have an 18 hole Championship course, 18 hole Executive course, driving & putting greens, a bar & restaurant. The great thing about this course is that they are bringing class to the sport. They have "green fees". They have a dress code and code of conduct. In fact, they even want to be polictically correct. Instead of saying that their Disc Golfers have a "Handicap", they will say that they are "Stroke Challenged"
All joking aside. On a serious note. I have not been there yet but I have heard nothing but good things. I can't wait to play. I wish this new club all the best and truely hope that you can bring some class into this sport.