The Community of Disc Golfers and About All Things Disc Golf
O.K. First things first. I understand that the topic is a serious one. But there have been many people making a living by make lite of serious subjects. That's the problem. The world is screwed up.. There has been many forms of B.S. that people say "What the F*ck?"
The following are severely important issue...........
The human race using the ocean to dump crap into. The ocean being abused by oil, nuclear waste, drug runners dumping their load prior to getting caught, companies dumping medical waste, the MOB or murderers hiding dead bodies.
Politics. Need I say more. That has always been a source of humor. The current President having problems with his ratings, and teleprompters. The war on terrorism.
Late Night Infomerials. The Sham Wow guy and his loud techniques. Ginsu Knives that "never need shapening". Come on here.
When I read this guys "Discussion", I thought that he had spent a lot of time and effort. He talked about the serious issues of today and turned them into a detailed scripted commercial.
Am I wrong ? Maybe, maybe not. But I created this discussion post to relieve tension and provide it's readers with some lite hearted jokes. A way to escape the seriousiness of this messed up world, and have a good laugh. You have to agree, the majority of the jokes on this post have made fun of many people. Have made fun of earth, heaven, and hell. Have made fun of several topics like death, the seriousiness of Disc Golfers, sexuality etc. As far as I am concerned. No one is safe from this discussion post. Everyone can be the butt end of a joke. Even me. Remember, I was killed by a bunch of bikers and saw St Peter in heaven.
The world is not perfect. Earthlings are not perfect. People of different nationalities, races, religions, beliefs etc are not perfect. What we humans do are not perfect. Mother Nature fighting back is not perfect. So why take things so serious. Relax and look at the funnier side of things.
I would like to thank you readers of this Discussion post for letting me stand up on my soapbox.
"Thank You All for the support you have provided this post....."
All hail Mr. Ed the Newest "Time Lord" traveling in his "Time And Relative Dimiension In Space" machine.
Be Careful. There is a fine line in between the Time and Space Continuum.....
Remember to stay away from the "Morlocks", and "Sleestaks". (I know different movies)
The difference between Disc Golf and Football is that Football is murder - you just want to kill the other player.
Disc Golf is suicide - you just want to kill yourself...
Just metaphorically speaking. I am not endorsing suicide..........
A foursome is waiting at the men's tee when another foursome of ladies are throwing from the ladies tee.
The ladies are taking their time and when finally the last one is ready to throw her disc she tosses it about 10 feet, goes over to it, throws it another ten feet and looks up at the men waiting and says apologetically, "I guess all those fu*king lessons I took this winter didn't help."
One of the men immediately replies,
"No, you see that's your problem. You should have been taking golf lessons instead."
I am not saying that I did really bad with today's Debary Doubles but....................
I took so many strokes that my husband had an orgasm and he was a couple of baskets in front of me.
Mac and Jimmy decided to get together one morning and play a round.
Mac brought along his little black puppy. When Mac sank a thirty foot putt on the first hole, the puppy stood on his hind legs and began to dance, jump and bark.
Jimmy said, "That's great, what does he do when you miss the putt?"
Mac said, "He does somersaults."
When Jimmy asked how many somersaults, Mac replied;
"That depends on how hard I kick him