HUMOR.............

Ladies and Gentlemen,

There has been so many serious discussions lately, that I am creating this one to relieve some tension. I love jokes, funny stories, and quotes. So use this post as a means of telling something funny and hopefully put a smile on other people's faces. I'll start things off..........

You know when you've reached the Masters when you body goes out more then you do.

or

What's my handicap?
* Driving and putting

or

"Yelling at your disc will not help you. Unless you do it when your opponent is putting."

or

"Golf and sex are about the only things I can enjoy without being good at."

or

"If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong disc"

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“If I had driven the green and cleared the trees, it would’ve been a great shot.”

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"I average three under. One under a tree; one under a bush; one under the water."


Now it's your turn. Put something funny, and we'll all be able to laugh.

[Jamie 'gr8rocshot' Ruane]

Hyundai Assurance Commercial - watch more funny videos

[Stormie]

Only if companies would go that far for their customers.

Good one Jamie.

[david k. reisner]

O.K.  if Donald Trump runs and wins the nomination , there will be hell toupee !

[Daddy_Dragon]

WTF.  I'm getting lost.

[mr ed]

damn..glad I drive a Hyundai.

[Donny Olow]

Heard this one from my Dad .

 

If a Chicken in a half , can lay a Egg in a half , in a day in a half , how many seeds can a monkey with a wooden leg , kick out of a Dill Pickle ?

 

WTF ?

[Daddy_Dragon]

Apparently this is an old riddle that is suppose to make people say W.T.F.

My answer would be "It really depends on the length of the dill pickle."

 

[mr ed]

So since Daddy D is lost,we might as well get him to the doctors office.He arrives with an appointment follow up from an earlier ailment that was a big concern.After looking at x-rays & charts, the doc looks at daddy d with a grave expression.Well,the doc starts,it's bad.I'll give it to you staright up..you have ten.Daddy D burst out with ten what??Ten years,ten months,ten days..the doctor looks at his writswatch,9..8..7.

 

[Daddy_Dragon]

[Daddy_Dragon]

The baby at the end reminds me of what Guydro might have looked like as a baby.

[Daddy_Dragon]

O.K. Dancing babies were funny to me.  But what does that have to do with Disc Golf ?

So I was snooping and came across a video that might make someone's day if they had a bad day at the course.

Watch the video all the way through.............

It has a message that everyone should keep in mind while playing the wonderful sport of Disc Golf.

[mr ed]

Riddle me this Jokers.."What side do you cut the grass on?"..#2.."How do you get down from an elephant?"

These go back to the 60's from an uncle of mine.