HUMOR.............

Ladies and Gentlemen,

There has been so many serious discussions lately, that I am creating this one to relieve some tension. I love jokes, funny stories, and quotes. So use this post as a means of telling something funny and hopefully put a smile on other people's faces. I'll start things off..........

You know when you've reached the Masters when you body goes out more then you do.

or

What's my handicap?
* Driving and putting

or

"Yelling at your disc will not help you. Unless you do it when your opponent is putting."

or

"Golf and sex are about the only things I can enjoy without being good at."

or

"If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong disc"

or

“If I had driven the green and cleared the trees, it would’ve been a great shot.”

or

"I average three under. One under a tree; one under a bush; one under the water."


Now it's your turn. Put something funny, and we'll all be able to laugh.

[Daddy_Dragon]

 

An English school teacher was trying her first round of Disc Golf when she came across Norbert from DiscPlayerSports.

After bragging about himself, she asked him "Is the word spelt p-u-t  or  p-u-t-t?" 

"P-u-t-t is correct," Norbert replied............  

"Put means to place a thing where you want it. Putt means merely a vain attempt to do the same thing."

[Daddy_Dragon]

Norbert was lucky and had hooked up with a beautiful woman at a sleazy hotel.  While lying in bed, about to have sex, the young lady tells Norbert, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."

The Norbert replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."

The girl continues, "Yeah, I've been with one other Disc Golfer."

"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"

“His name was Kory Olko”

"Kory Olko, isn’t he married?"

"Yeah, but we had hooked up before he got married."

"Well he's handsome, and he throws a pretty good disc. I can see why you went to bed with him."

After the small talk, Norbert and the young woman made passionate love. When they got done, Norbert gets up and skips to the telephone.

"What are you doing?" asks the woman.
Norbert replies, "I'm hungry.  I was going to call room service and get some food."

"Kory wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Kory do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."

Norbert puts down the phone and goes back to bed to have sex with his
lady a second time. When they finish, he gets up and walks over to the phone.

"What are you doing?" she says.

Norbert says, "I'm still hungry.  So I was going to call room service to get some damn food."

"Kory wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Kory do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it again."

Norbert slams down the phone and reluctantly goes back to bed and makes love to his companion
one more time. When they finished he is exhausted, extremely wore out and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.

The young lady asks, "Are you calling room service?"

Norbert yells...."No! Before I die, I'm calling Kory Olko to find out what's par for this hole!"

[Kory Olko]

Handsome and I throw a good disc.....Sweet!!!

 

Poor Norbert better get some viagra!!!!

[Disc Player Sports]

Thought all this was supposed to about humor?

Hmmmmm seems more about insults.

[Kory Olko]

I wasn't insulted. LOL

[Disc Player Sports]

Yeah well your name and business were not stated.

 

[Daddy_Dragon]

You are right Norbert.  I apologize to you and hope that your business will not be harmed in anyway.  To the DiscGolfersR.Us world, I officially apologize.

[Disc Player Sports]

Accepted.

[Brian Roberts]

I see Kory's name. Plain as day. A lot of names in fact throughout the whole thread...

[Disc Player Sports]

I've met a bunch of Korys in my lifetime.

One (1) other Norbert.

 

[Jamie 'gr8rocshot' Ruane]

Thank God!!

[Disc Player Sports]

And we both were employed at the same place?