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Ladies and Gentlemen,

There has been so many serious discussions lately, that I am creating this one to relieve some tension. I love jokes, funny stories, and quotes. So use this post as a means of telling something funny and hopefully put a smile on other people's faces. I'll start things off..........

You know when you've reached the Masters when you body goes out more then you do.

or

What's my handicap?
* Driving and putting

or

"Yelling at your disc will not help you. Unless you do it when your opponent is putting."

or

"Golf and sex are about the only things I can enjoy without being good at."

or

"If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong disc"

or

“If I had driven the green and cleared the trees, it would’ve been a great shot.”

or

"I average three under. One under a tree; one under a bush; one under the water."


Now it's your turn. Put something funny, and we'll all be able to laugh.

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lastwek on the course we heard " FOUR ! " then someone else shouted back  " TWENTY ! "

Jamie had made a funny comment about me, and I am modifying it a little.

 

Victor has more "Nukes" then the Taliban regime.

This is a PUBLIC SERVICE anouncement.

If you own Kittens, please spay or neuter them as soon as possible.

 

 

This is an example of an "In-bread Cat".

 

 

 

 

 

After my experience of playing Disc Golf, I have come to a conclusion....

I am not totally useless.

I can always be used as a bad example.

Wishing everyone a Happy and Safe New Years

A young couple were driving to their local disc golf course.

The air was thick and tense.

Not a word was uttered.

Then they passed a small farm where there were donkeys and pigs.

The husband being a smart ass asks "Do you see any family members ?"

The wife with an evil stare replies "Yes, I married into them."

Golf Terms................

 

A 'Rock Hudson' -- a putt that looked straight, but wasn't

An 'O.J.' -- got away with one

A 'Princess Grace' -- should have used a driver

A 'Princess Di' -- shouldn't have used the driver

A 'Condom' -- safe, but didn't feel very good

A 'Brazilian' -- shaved the hole

A 'Rush Limbaugh' -- Way to the right but still in bounds

A 'Nancy Pelosi' -- Way to the left and out of bounds

A 'James Joyce' -- a putt that's impossible to read

A 'Ted Kennedy' -- goes in the water and jumps out

A 'Pee Wee Herman' -- too much wrist

A 'Sonny Bono' -- straight into the trees

A 'Mickey Mantle' -- a dead Yank

A 'Paris Hilton' -- a very expensive hole

awesome

A bond James Bond---a 007 strokes .

a survivor ---a floating disc that goes in the river on two , floats around for the entire round , and comes back to the edge  of the river right in front of #2 tee pad .

You never know who your true friends

are until you are in need.

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