Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately: illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida ....
Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems. It's a win-win situation.
+ Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
+ Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies.
+ Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.
Women often receive all the warnings about protecting themselves at
the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I
have seen for men. So, I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't
heard about it.
A 'heads up' for all those men who may be regular customers at
Lowe's, home Depot, Costco, or even Wal-Mart.*
*This one caught me totally by surprise.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
By simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite
traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to
you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works:
Two nice-looking, college-aged girls will come over to your car
truck as you are packing your purchases into your vehicle. They
both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with
their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. (It's
impossible not to look).*
*When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' but
instead ask for a ride to McDonald's.
You agree and they climb into the vehicle. On the way, they > start
undressing. Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while
the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen May 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th,
17th, 20th, 24th, & 29th. Also on June 1st & 4th, twice on the
8th, 6th, 23rd, 26th & 27th and very likely again this upcoming
So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take
advantage of us older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant.
Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I even found > cheaper
ones for $.99 at the dollar store and bought them out at three > of
Unfortunately, you never get to eat at McDonald's. I've already
lost 11 pounds just running back and forth from Lowe's, to Home
Depot, to Costco, etc.
So please, send this on to all the older men that you know and
warn them to be on the lookout for this scam. (The best times > are
just before lunch and around 4:30 in the afternoon.)*