"In The News" "On The Web" ...The Strange....The Unusual...... Hmmmm!!!

A thread to post links to those News Worthy stories....that make you go Hmmmmmmm!?!?!? A place to share internet humor

[Jamie 'gr8rocshot' Ruane]

230 DEGREES !!!! WTF????


"According to Finnish news agency STT, the contest was cut short after about six minutes, and when the doors were opened, both finalists collapsed.

One witness told the news agency they had both suffered serious burns, but Arvela could not confirm the information."


Serious burns???? Ya Think!?!

[Jamie 'gr8rocshot' Ruane]

DOH !!!

[Jamie 'gr8rocshot' Ruane]

ORGANic Gardening

[Jamie 'gr8rocshot' Ruane]

Hmmmmm.... Guard Bears??? ...or were they battling the major munchies in hopes for some donuts.

[Jamie 'gr8rocshot' Ruane]

Dumb Crook News...revisited

[Jamie 'gr8rocshot' Ruane]

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a
deserted street with your wife
and two small children.

Suddenly, an Islamic
Terrorist with a huge knife
comes around the corner,
locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities, praises
Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you...

You are carrying a
Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?

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THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:

Democrat's
Answer :


Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him
that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about
this situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be
happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call
9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior..
This is all so confusing!
I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus...

..............................................................................

Republican's
Answer:

BANG!


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Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG !
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!
Were those the Winchester
Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! '

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'

Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!

[Jamie 'gr8rocshot' Ruane]

British Pilot Humor !?! ...possibly?

Capt. to FO ..... "Hey Jim, want to have some fun? ...push the button"

[Jamie 'gr8rocshot' Ruane]

My little pony goes......BOOM!! it blewd up real good!!!

[Jim Coonradt]

Amazing Race video of the watermelon recoil to the face. Already made CNN.

[Jim Coonradt]

Double posts from hell.

[Jamie 'gr8rocshot' Ruane]

[Jamie 'gr8rocshot' Ruane]

"I can't feel my face"

Bahahahahahahahahahahaa !!!!!!!!!