"In The News" "On The Web" ...The Strange....The Unusual...... Hmmmm!!!

A thread to post links to those News Worthy stories....that make you go Hmmmmmmm!?!?!? A place to share internet humor

[Jim Coonradt]

http://baconlube.com/

[Jeff Nichols]

Bacon is the "Candy " of the Meat Group.... :)

[Jim Coonradt]

This is a must read. If you are not on the floor laughing by the time you get to the end of this there is something wrong with you.

 

http://www.audiokarma.org/forums/showthread.php?t=352614 

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[Jim Coonradt]

FedEx taking the time to properly deliver a package...

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhmjJCBQ-cA

 

This guy might just be getting a negative evaluation. 

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[Jamie 'gr8rocshot' Ruane]

The hazards of lawn maintenance   .....down under

[Jamie 'gr8rocshot' Ruane]

The 2012 Darwinian Awards are off to good start....the first winner is,,,,,

[Ron Suir]

HA!

[Jim Coonradt]

Never do what your brother tells you to do!

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[Jamie 'gr8rocshot' Ruane]

This is a good dumb crook news worthy story

[Jamie 'gr8rocshot' Ruane]

Entabulator

[Jamie 'gr8rocshot' Ruane]

"Side Fumbling was effectively prevented"    BAhahahhahahahaha!!!

[Jamie 'gr8rocshot' Ruane]

Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.

I just couldn't help but send this along. Too funny...
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Really? Ya think?
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!

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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
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And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Did I read that right?