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I've been playing dg for about 5 weeks.  My average drive is 200 feet.  I do not care if I have a noodle arm, but what I don't need is disc golf keyboard elitists spouting off about "noodle arms with their Katanas and Grooves".  Show some support.


On the course do you see somone learning and say "fuckin' noob, learn how to throw an Ape, stop throwin' that Nuke you fucking bum"?  No.  Nine times out of ten an experienced dg'er doesn't care, he's more than willing to give tips, and he could not be a nicer guy. 


But behind the keyboard some of you guys are just complete elitist pricks.  You probably exaggerate your drive distance, tell fake stories about aces you've never made.  I don't know if these things are true, but the way you act certainly leaves a person with any semblance of rationality to believe so.


Some of you behave as if you don't want this game to grow.  Like being above the "noobs" gives you some kind of status.  Well, it doesn't.  Your just a disc golfer.  Like me, the 5 week novice with the 200 ft drive.  We both love the same thing, but your need to feel some kind of false superiority is preventing you from identifying with me because of the anonymity offered by the internet.


Treat us newcomers and novices the way you would have wanted to be treated when you were starting out.  I highly doubt most professionals would have this negative attitude towards new players, because they love the sport enough to want to see it grow.  You should too. 


Moral:  Don't be dicks, give us noobs some tips.


Thank you.

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Hey if it's help in getting a course fixed up here's a great idea. Get your local Boys Scout troop involved in disc golf. If the troop can earn patches by learning a new sport or helping the local DG community they will.


As far as getting the local players organized it takes a lot of work & commitment to pull it off. You have to pretty much nag any player you meet to join in. If your like me and don't throw 300"+ then the best way is to contact a few of the online stores and see if they will donate some gift cards for prizes and hold a handicap league.


You have to figure out ways to make it so locals don't want to be left out and want to participate.

Someone was mean on the internet? Stop the presses!

Just roll with the punches dude.

Even the meanies have good advice if you read what they are trying to say, sure the anonymity of the internet allows some people to say some nasty things, some of them pretty funny actually. If someone is going to quit disc golf because someone wrote something nasty on the internet... wait until they have to find a favourite disc in a bunch of thornbushes. You need a thick skin to survive the 21st century.

Good luck with game bro, go to a lower speed driver and you will be able to throw 10 500ft aces in a row just like me.

Everyone has been a NEWB!

It's nice to give someone advice on the course and see them improve.

Next time some idiot looks down on anyone, remember they most likely have not improved at all.

As  far as NEWBS go, personally everyone, yes everyone has something to learn.

Top pros are newbs at different levels. No one has the 'complete' game.


The only solid advice I can offer you is.....Throw the round one!!   ...it works for me.  HA!

Yeah, relax.  It's the internet.  Uncredentialed experts.  Anonymity-bolstered courage.  Infallible opinions.  So let me add mine......


Those dismissive of new players tend to dismiss their ability, or conduct, or both.  As to conduct, most experienced players more or less adhere to some rules of etiquette, and we most often endure violations of those rules by new players---or at least casual players we presume to be new.  Sure, many new players are very considerate and some veterans are rude, but the weight of experience of players damaging courses, throwing on top of others, not inviting smaller groups to play through, etc., etc., points towards new players.  Those who forget that we were all new players once tend to blast the noobs.


Some of the ability-based noob-bashing is a symptom of a school of thought that says "Everyone is, or should be, like ME.  The same practice, the same tournament expectactions, the same discs, etc.  If anyone isn't as good as me, doesn't throw as long as me, doesn't putt as well as move, doesn't move up divisions when I do---it's his fault for not following my lead.  (On the other hand, I'm not as good as Dave Feldberg, but that's not my fault at all!)"  

Profane. Does your mom know you are acting like this on the internet, noob? We don't use those words here.

Right, I'm no expert, but here's some advice I wish somebody would have given me when I first started:

get to an open field and experiment. get five of your favorite mid ranges and just throw them. over and over.

1) learn how to throw a putter first- with control; straight, right and left. don't worry about distance.

2) then learn how to throw a mid range - straight. experiment with throwing at different angles (anhyzer, hyzer), and with different grips. grip and angle of release are the most important things to get down first. on the course, disc down. if your fastest driver is going 200ft, you should be able to throw a buzz or roc just as far.

3) on the course, control is usually more important than distance.


i think the three things that kept me from throwing far my first year playing was the angle of release, follow-through, and grip. most people starting out seem to throw with an extreme hyzer release, and short arm everything. plus, they don't have a solid or consistent grip figured out. i still don't know how people can throw 500ft +. it took me 4 years to learn how to throw more than 320ft consistently. i practice at a football field.

Yes, she monitors all my behavior on the internet.  Gets really awkward when I'm surfing the porn sites.

Awesome post man.

Thanks for the tips, man, a fine example of an experienced player offering constructive info.
You'll find that some of us have a very sarcastic,fun side to answering at times.Role with the punches,lighten up and enjoy the game of disc golf.It's all about the FUN.Try not to have anger issues,suck it in.You'll never know who/when ya might meet on the dgc.They'll remember you and your posts.Here is a sarcastic,fun moment..move from Iowa to a friendlier,dg  state.Your posts will lighten up and you'll start enjoying disc golf more.From an old school frisbee thrower;>}
Let the negative comments motivate you to improve your game.

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