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the other day I was out at the course. I threw a good shot on hole 8 at mcclure, tulsa, ok. then I decided to see what I could do with my monarch, spalsh it landed wet, so I went to retrive it it was floating in about 3 feet of water, but the water was moving and the disc was floating, so I went and threw my upshot from my first disc. and looked over and noticed a guy staring at my disc, so I headed over. now it was still moving so I was playing the waiting came, hoping it would get closer to the side, but this stranger was looking antsy. so i started trying to fish it out with a long stick. it was just a little to far. when I look up the guy is still staring, and he heads over with a rock, so I said no dont throw that my disc will sink. splash he throws it and my disc starts to sink right in the middle. I said man why did you do that. then he shrugs mutters something about sinks. and walked off. i guess he didnt speak any english. he should at least learn what no means

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I woulda picked him up and threw him in, then when he looked at me I woulda shrugged and said... sinks...
that is fucked up, thanks i got a good llaugh out of that one.
There's definitely something to be said for punctuation. The story gave me a pretty good chuckle, though.
Hey I'm a golfer not an english major! did you like to see my exclamation point? lol sorry I'm at work and just wanted to tell my story. I had to type fast to get it out during work.
I didnt do that well in english. I always like math and science.and disc golf is to cool for school!!!!!!!
unless your school is really cool mine wasn't.(edge program) I thinks thats what the kids disc golf for school program is called.
liked the story,here 's mine.I threw a roller off my fairway,on to a road,then it curled by onto my fairway. a car driving past saw my disc roll in to the road,stoped got out,and tried to pick up and leave with it. when I stood between he and his car door,I got "oh is that yours?"(after counting to ten in my mind )I was able to reply yes,may I please have my disc sir.
good thing you were quick funny story. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
I'm taking it that the rock he threw at your disc was the only rock by the creek. I would've chucked a rock at him, and I'll leave out my other comments.
hey now,perhaps his understanding of English was the question/problem.
I'm pretty sure 'No' is a universal phrase, at least understood by most. I also think it is common sense that the only reason that disc was floating is because of the miraculous buoyancy factor. Well, miraculous at this point. Until.. this guy. This guy who has no business with Mr. Smith's disc in the first place, and then it SINKS due to undue interjection. So, where's the problem? What was the question? Sorry about your disc man. That stuff isn't cheap.
Three words. I HATE PEOPLE!
you should have attacked him. strangled and killed him. then maybe cut off his fingers and shoved them down his throat to make it seem like a serial killer thing.


damn. lighten up dude.

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