Murphy's Law of Disc Golf

Ok... I know I read something like that last year but I cannot find it now... so let's start a new one... please add to the list!

If you miss a putt and throw a second shoot... that second shot will almost always go in!

If you take your eyes off your drive before it stops... you will lose your disc!

[Judozuna]

If you throw you're disc near a body of water the disc will have an uncanny tendency to fly towards the water almost as if the body of water has its own gravitational pull.

[RiX]

If someone mentions "Grip Lock" before your throw.... you will have "Grip Lock"

[Peter Bonnel]

If you use an obstacle as an aiming point, that will be the ONLY time you WILL hit your aiming point!

[Wicked Dyes]

Last friday at The Ponds we had our weekly 24 Chains gathering. I think it was hole 16 my drive hit a tree maybe 20' from the pad. Everyone told me to redrive. Just before I reteed I said watch ill hit that tree again jokeingly. Well I hit it.

[Mike]

If someone says "nice shot" while the disc is still in flight it will hit a tree and be a bad shot.

When you think someone is out of your range, you end up almost hitting them with the best drive of your disc golf career.

When you are warming up for a tournament, or league, you will hit an ace but not get paid.

If you lose a disc you don't care about it will find its way back to you, but never the other way around.

During a skins round you will make 40-60 footers once the hole has already been pushed but miss the 10 footer to take 5 skins.