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Perhaps it was fate that brought us together. I had been in a relationship with your ESP sister for some time, but things just weren't quite right. I had such high hopes for the two of us, but as time went on we started distancing ourselves during the winter months. Then you arrived... I was hesitant at first, I did not want to get into another relationship with a disc that looked and felt so much like the one I had put my heart on the line for only to be slowly broken. So I put you on my wall for a month or so, next to my other tournament discs. Every time I looked at you I became filled with a curious sort of lust. I knew you were the fastest disc on, or off the planet, but I wanted to know so much more about you. Your curves, your texture, your HSS. So I gently set you into my bag about two weeks ago, and you've been flying through my mind ever since. Oh Z-Force, I don't know if I deserve you. You are so good to me, showing me your love with the incredible distance and glide you give me at every occasion I ask of you. I know we're moving pretty fast into our relationship, but it feels so right. You are everything I could ask for in a stable driver. Now I know what all those songs on the radio are talking about. I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but Z-Force, you complete me.

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I hit it and quit it.
That was... beautiful. *tear*
Need any more?
Wow, and I told myself I wouldn't ccccryyy.......sniff..sniff :''''(
ahhhhhhhhh......... i dont know what to say. that is fucked up and funny as hell.
true love is hard to brake !!!!!!
Z-Force and I had our moment in the sun. Then I found out that she was in all the other guys' bags, too.

Blaze, does your wife know about her?
I know what you mean... Great post!
You know you love disc golf when....
Wow. I love the Z-Force as well, but haven't written a love note quite yet. I'll start working on one for my firebird and destroyer.
...You have to wear a rubber to throw your force...

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