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Permalink Reply by Mark Cuban on May 2, 2011 at 10:08am

IMO Osama is alive and being tortured for us to gain more information.

Permalink Reply by Daddy_Dragon on May 2, 2011 at 10:42am

As far as I am concerned. All this talk regarding this subject is "above my Pay grade".

Just let me take care of myself and my family and enjoy the FREEDOM we have and most importantly,

Let me worry about improving my Disc Golf game.

Permalink Reply by Jamie 'gr8rocshot' Ruane on May 2, 2011 at 12:17pm

I think we all can agree...that this operation was long overdue. Are we out of the woods? Absolutely not!

Our country needs to remain vigilant more that ever....because the "War on Terror", however you may interpret it, will likely never end.

I'm just glad we didn't do anything silly......like try to capture and hold him for trial. Adios Mother Fucker!!!...enjoy your virgins!!!

At some point today, I will be holding a cool one high...toasting SEAL Team 6.

Permalink Reply by Jamie 'gr8rocshot' Ruane on May 2, 2011 at 12:59pm

Damn, they are reporting he was shot in the side of his head....I would have preferred point blank between the eyes. ; )~

Permalink Reply by mr ed on May 2, 2011 at 6:57pm

One left eye shot reported by the news from seal team

Permalink Reply by Jim Coonradt on May 2, 2011 at 1:38pm

There is no doubt that this will not mean an end to terrorism by any means. But it is a big event because we finally got the guy who murdered so many. Justice has been served and a bullet to the head seems just about right.

Buried at sea? Who knows and who cares? They should have torched his body. That would have been appropriate. But in the end he is dead so that is all that matters.

Watch out for the Birthers and Uncle Donald. Trump will either take credit for killing Osama or will say that he needs proof that he is dead and that he has his "investigators" working on it.

In the end we took out a very bad person responsible for mass murder. It is hard to really celebrate since we can't take back the past and we can't bring the dead back to life. But justice has been served U.S. style.

Permalink Reply by Donny Olow on May 2, 2011 at 3:22pm

Any Pictures of the Body ?

Permalink Reply by David Jameson on May 2, 2011 at 4:34pm

Nope. Hard to take a picture of an imaginary person.

Permalink Reply by nick young on May 2, 2011 at 3:28pm

i can't believe people are celebrating his death. thats just not allright.

Permalink Reply by Kent on May 2, 2011 at 10:57pm

Tell that to the families of the 3000+ that he killed, and all his followers rejoiced at.

Permalink Reply by Boom Boom Dino on May 3, 2011 at 3:43am

.... he was a very bad man .... i'm glad his vibes are off this earth

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