www.DiscGolfersR.Us

The Community of Disc Golfers and About All Things Disc Golf

:)

Views: 11

Replies are closed for this discussion.

Replies to This Discussion

I think we all can agree...that this operation was long overdue. Are we out of the woods? Absolutely not!

Our country needs to remain vigilant more that ever....because the "War on Terror", however you may interpret it, will likely never end. 

I'm just glad we didn't do anything silly......like try to capture and hold him for trial. Adios  Mother Fucker!!!...enjoy your virgins!!!

 

At some point today, I will be holding a cool one high...toasting SEAL Team 6.

Damn, they are reporting he was shot in the side of his head....I would have preferred point blank between the eyes. ; )~

There is no doubt that this will not mean an end to terrorism by any means. But it is a big event because we finally got the guy who murdered so many. Justice has been served and a bullet to the head seems just about right.

 

Buried at sea? Who knows and who cares? They should have torched his body. That would have been appropriate. But in the end he is dead so that is all that matters.

 

Watch out for the Birthers and Uncle Donald. Trump will either take credit for killing Osama or will say that he needs proof that he is dead and that he has his "investigators" working on it.

 

In the end we took out a very bad person responsible for mass murder. It is hard to really celebrate since we can't take back the past and we can't bring the dead back to life. But justice has been served U.S. style.

A diversion,sorry i just don't believe that Larry.Planned operation more like it,from the day after Sept 11,2001 no matter who's watch it was on. Don't you think GB 2 would of LOVED that for his time in the limelight.Remember it was GB's war,BHO inherited.Out of the woods,not likely.War on/of Terror,let's go back to Dec 7,1942.

America will always be be the nation for any "retribution" no matter what action we take,good bad indifferent.Give credit when due,no matter what political office is holding the fort down.
'Politics..Religon..women's weight/age,3 things that one should try to avoid discusions.

                                Throw plastic,it does a body good;>}

Any Pictures of the Body ?
i can't believe people are  celebrating his death. thats just not allright.
Nope. Hard to take a picture of an imaginary person.
One left eye shot reported by the news from seal team
Tell that to the families of the 3000+ that he killed, and all his followers rejoiced at.

.... he was a very bad man .... i'm glad his vibes are off this earth

Hey you! Got a Problem? Dump it in the Ocean!

Works with just about anything!!!

-radiation
-oil
-fake terrorists

So start dumping YOUR problems in the ocean...TODAY!...

Actual testimonies:

"AWESOME advice bro...i had the most aggravating girlfriend...but not anymore! THANK YOU OCEAN!"

"...Police were about to search my home and I had entire rooms full of illegal drugs...but not anymore...this really worked! The ocean is awesome!"

So call 1-800-OUT-2SEA now to hear about how ALL your problems can be solved with our easy to follow step-by-step OCEAN program!!

Act now and You'll receive this set of 42 pound cement blocks, great for weighing down that stubborn floater and making sure EVERYTHING you dump STAYS were it belongs ... AT THE BOTTOM. We'll give you the set of cement blocks, a $12 value, ABSOLUTELY FREE if you order the OCEAN DROP PROGRAM in the next fifteen minutes. But WAIT, there's MORE....

...Order in the next FIVE minutes and we will give you a custom map with the best and closest dumping zones in your area!!...but WAIT..there's STILL more!...

If you call in the next 20 minutes, we'll also throw in an extra set of Ginsu steak knifes ABSOLUTELY FREE. Perfect for cutting everything from Tomatos to cucumbers to ear trophies off of dead terrorists, and all at no additional cost to you!


...CUT TO NEW SCENE OF DIMLY-LIT ROOM WITH SHADOW-MASKED OUTLINE OF SKINNY MAN WITH LARGE EARS WHOSE VOICE SOUNDS A LOT LIKE BARRY SOETORO'S:

DISGUISED MAN: "My poll numbers were dropping, there were ... persistent questions about my job performance, my place of birth and my Muslim faith...."

INTERVIEWER (OFF CAMERA): "You mean your Christian faith?"

DISGUISED MAN: "Yes, I meant to say my Christian faith. And, uh ... I contacted 1-800-OUT-2SEA and their customer service agents were prompt and courteous. They said they could solve my problems in 24 hours. Today, I'm a new man. My poll numbers are up, my political enemies are cowering in fear and for the first time in my adult life, I'm proud of my country."

INTERVIEWER: Ummm ... is that?

DISGUISED MAN: Is that on the teleprompter? Could you ... please move the teleprompter up a few inches. Okay .. good. Uh yes, for the first time in my presidency, I feel we are united in our resolve to protect our nation and bring those who committed those vicious attacks to justice.

Cut to a studio audiance, the sham wow guy with a mic headset stands over an autopsy table...

Sham-wow guy: "UH OH, FOLKS...LOOKS LIKE WE GOT A FAKE DEAD TERRORIST...WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?"

Audiance: "DROP IT IN THE OCEAN!"

Sam-wow guy: "I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!"

Audiance: "DROP IT IN THE OCEAN!!"

Sham-wow guy "I STILL CAN'T HEAR YOU!!"

Audiance: "DROP IT IN THE OCEAN!!!!!!!"

Sham-wow guy: "OK! IT'S TIME TO....DROP IT IN THE OCEAN!!!"

Audiance: "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!" (wild applause)

Big bowl of ocean is wheeled out on to the set...

Sham-wow guy "OK FOLKS HERE GOES...ONE...TWO...THR-ALLAH AQBA!!!"

****SPLOOOOSH!******

Sham-wow guy: "JUST LOOK HOW THAT OCEAN CLEANS UP THAT MESS IN SECONDS FLAT...AND IT WORKS IN ACCORDANCE WITH ANY RELIGIOUS CUSTOM TOO...MORMAN, PASTAFARIAN, YOU NAME IT...THE OCEAN DOES IT ALL!"

Audiance: "YAAAAAAY!!!!!"

One of the audiance members: "But wait....will it get rid of those really tough to remove problems? Like excess stockpiles of Corexit?"

Sham-wow guy "LETS FIND OUT...."

****SPLOOSH*****

Audiance: "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!"

Audiance member: "WOW, SHAM-WOW GUY...THAT'S SHAM-TASTIC!"

Audiance: "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!! B-A-A-A-A-A-A-A!!!!"

(cut back to order screen) Just listen to these other great testimonials:

"1-800-OUT-2SEA SOLVED MY TOMATO PLANT CONUNDRUM!

THANK YOU 1-800-OUT-2SEA!"

-Chester Lipshitz, 33, Dayton Ohio

"I wasn't sure if 1-800-OUT-2SEA could help me solve my problems, but they were nice, patient and even showed me how to properly wrap a dead, decaying body. I couldn't have done it without them. From now on, when I have a problem or need to dispose of a pesky, fleshy, rotting body, I will definitely call 1-800-OUT-2SEA!"

--- Betty Jean Craccock, 42, Topeka Kansas

(cut to next screen)

Your probably wondering if we offer a free leather travel case right? Well we do!

In fact we also offer a buy one, get one free travel-size inflatable raft in a variety of available colors...it comes in Corexit Coral, Oil Sheen Olive or the most recent addition, Muslim Magenta for those observing the 24 hour Islamic Custom in style!

So why wait any longer? Hurry, don't delay, operators are standing by, call 1-800-OUT-2SEA and make all your problems disappear TODAY!
Just because you play disc golf you don't have to be brainwashed. How could OBL lug all those cases of thermite up all those stairs, Ohhh... headache.     Nevermind!

RSS

Blog Posts

Disc Golf Approach Shot Tips by Paul Ulibarri

Posted by Alan Barker on October 30, 2014 at 12:40pm

State of Disc Golf: Disc Golf Growth

Posted by Alan Barker on January 29, 2014 at 2:26pm

What are your favorite Disc Plastics?

Posted by Alan Barker on November 4, 2013 at 1:38pm

2 Tips For Guys To Entice A Girls

Posted by Frederick Cranford on September 11, 2013 at 5:42am

Disc Golf Answerman Episode 6

Posted by CoolDaddySlickBreeze on August 13, 2013 at 4:40pm

Badge

Loading…
 

© 2014   Created by Terry "the Pirate" Calhoun.

Badges  |  Report an Issue  |  Terms of Service

SF00401968