2 shamWOWs (regular shammies are much better, but these work better than towels in the rain)
Tons of snacks
Plenty of beer and whiskey since I never play near sober
45 Magnum with tons of ammo
Parole officer's business card
The usual golf stuff, towels, mini, pincils and a sharpener, koozie, bagtags, spare batteries for my speakers, cigars, sanding block, Sharpie, scorecards, nite lights and tape.
And the most unusual thing has to be a pacifier or binky for when my golf buddies start whining like a little baby. I break it out on them and shake it at them or stick it in their bag so they have it when they need it. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Momma, wipe my butt momma.