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How about "this guy". If he was a "white guy" who you thought was "American" would you describe him as such? Or would you just say "this guy"?
I have a few good ones... Another buddy with a cannon for an arm is about to drive and the people at the basket are not paying attention. He says "watch me hit them." He proceeds to hit one of the guys and the disc bounces off the guy and into the chains!!! .
I have a few good ones...
I was driving on a dogleg left with a ditch on the left (I had only been playing for a few months) with a soccer field to the right. There was a large lady standing almost straight in front of me maybe 280 away. My disc was going dead straight and we all started yelling fore. She was oblivious and it chunked her in the back - she was fine. The best part is when I walked up apologizing her kid say "You hit my mommy!"
A buddy was driving on a hole right next to a road coming down a small hill that you can throw a biiiig hyzer over to get to the basket. He lets his drive rip and it is headed a bit low, and just as a minivan is about to get crushed the disc skips off the top and back in bounds!
Another buddy with a cannon for an arm is about to drive and the people at the basket are not paying attention. He says "watch me hit them." He proceeds to hit one of the guys and the disc bounces off the guy and into the chains!!!
I was driving on a short temporary hole at a winter series tournament with a wizard. The footing was bad with snow and I let it go way low. The disc hits a minivan (we were all driving right over it) right above the driver side window, skips up, stands on end still spinning on top of the van, rolls down the windshield and off the hood and back in bounds where it stands up standing in the snow for a few seconds before falling over! Thank goodness there was nobody in the van.
I was thinking of another but forgot it while writing these and laughing!
PS: Nascar Dave's story is damn hilarious, but wouldn't have been if the old lady got hurt!