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Advanced warning, I do swear quite a bit in my daily life and it carries over to this video, not terribly, but I figured I'd warn.  Seriously though, this course is a joke.  And it was designed by a local chiropractor.  I decided I did not want to go to the last three holes, because of the landslides, sinkholes and the makeshift 2x4 bridges meant to help you cross.


Note that the pole representing the hole 2 tee is marked with a sticker of the letter 'Z', the 3 foot tall poison ivy that makes up the hole 2 fairway, the fact that you cannot tell where you are shhoting on any given hole and the fact that the last three holes are in woods 4-5 times thicker than the thickest area of trees you will see in this video. 


Also, the hole 6 basket has been ripped out of it's base and thrown into a sinkhole. 



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After watching that...and you said it best..... I have "no fucking clue where to go"   HA!


....all that I want to know. Is there going to be a part 2 or sequel?? ...with an action sequence perhaps? fat guy verses landslide?...or perhaps a spinoff on one of the plot twists....that might be interesting!!





Well,I'll agree with Jamie.Second the sequel,part 2 must be filmed during those Fall days without ground cover.

The good doc might just have an alternative agenda..hurt yourself,use my service..NOT!

Course needs some major work. But great movie. Made me laugh a few times. Lol
Someday I'll make a video of the last three holes... You will be amazed at the idiocy of the designer.  If I want to play Pitfall, I'll play Atari.  I don't exactly enjoy real-world pitfall.  There's no alligators, but still - landslide/sinkhole city.  The makeshift bridges will make you laugh your ass off.
lol, never thought of that.  I don't think he's that clever.  At least 3 nights of the work week, he plays drunken bar volleyball with all the twentysomethings.  I'm pretty sure he is just dumb, considering when I proposed we move the baskets to the old 9 hole ball golf course (it was a well written, well thought out plan) he said he wanted to add 4 more holes to this p.o.s. course.  The last hole as it is is 25 feet from a highway overpass.  Not that I know where the tee is, but there is a possibility of a blind upshot sailing into 55mph traffic and causing god knows what to happen.  Genius.
Course needs to be relocated lol.  That park is where old people walk the paved trail alongside the river at daytime and where people go to do drugs or have sex after dark.  They mow the open field, but there is no pest/weed control in the wooded area and there never will be.  I really wish I'd have filmed the last holes, that'd make you all collectively ask, "really?!?!?  That basket is there!?!?!?  WHY!?!?!?!?".  It is beyond dumbfounding.  My honest assumption, from knowing this guy and the things I have heard about him - is that he did a bunch of cocaine, shared some with a guy to get him to dig holes and pour concrete, then gave some to somebody for stickers reading, "1","Z","BLANK RED" and "4".  Then just put baskets in random places while doing more cocaine.  Honestly.
Every time I try that I wind up in jail!
Seems like you should have worn pants for this video.  If no one knows where the last three holes are, how did the makeshift bridges break?
They just fell down, actually.  I wasn't planning on making the video that day, I was thinking about making it for awhile then figured I had the time so I said screw it. 
LMAO, awesome.
"Cocaine makes me put baskets in random places" is the name of our new DG club . . . .  .
I am making it just as soon as I get part 2 of this course tour posted lol.

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