What is the Strangest thing in your bag?

Everyone carries things like towels, pencils, bag tags, sanding pads, sharpies, bottle openers, water, lights, etc etc etc. But, what is the strangest thing you carry in your bag?

I've read and even submitted to the discussions on what you carry in your bag. There have been multiple discussions started on that subjet but not one that asks what is the strangest thing.

For me, it would have to be a bottle top that I picked up in Hawai'i. It's from the Kona Brewery on the big island and on the underside says PAU, which means "To Finish". It's a kind of talisman for me when my round is is ho-hum or seems to be fading down the stretch.

[Keith Parrish]

I carry a 3 inch green plastic preying Mantis I found in Willows. No real reason, it's just odd.

[Nate]

fingernail clippers.

[C]

I carry a roll of TP...you never know when your gonna need it!

[Sean Duggins]

I have a hot pink "legendary" dx Cheetah.
It certainly gets some strange looks but it is after all "legendary"
For many many reasons...
And the strange looks only get better when I pull out the hot pink che-che-cheetah and smoke the folks on my card with
it.
I am looking for one of those Awhoogah horns to throw on my straps, just to mess with people.

[Rev. Noah]

golf ball