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When the homeless schlump sitting nearby...sees ya smash a tree dead nuts off the pad and blurts out instantaneously.... "What's That???? Bro"
you were 'niced' more than twice
I hate when I get "niced"

You know your having a bad day @ disc golf when " Your given only one disc to throw, and that disc is a FLX Buzz." LOL
I love it..... Ode to the Mamahawk!!
Ya finish all your honey-do's and a gray cloud commences to a'pissin'!
Its a badass disc, at least the blue 177's are.
.....when you park the basket......, but its for another hole.

.....when you look for your disc around the 350ft mark in some bush for 20 minutes, and actually find it around 275ft mark still in the fairway.

.....when the guy you're introducing the sport to says, is that supposed to happen? "ah, shuddup!"
a-men, guess that's why she's called mother nature, not father nature. damn, this thing is rigged.
... When you drop your putt in for par and somehow it jumps out of the basket and rolls 40 feet.

... When you 5 putt a hole because you cannot make it over the nubs and the disc keep landing on edge and rolling back going further down the hill each time and when you finally lay it it hits the poll stands on edge and still rolls 50 feet.

... when you card a double circle snowman

... when your putter feels the need to go through the chains and fall out the back or bounce off the pole and spit back at you on nearly every hole.
When your actually the guy that throws the disc that the homeless schlump yell out......."WHAT'S THAT BRO????? right after my disc EXPLODED off of a TREE !!! I'm just glad he didn't say... " I thought I was the only one throwing trash on the ground around here !!!!"
When your favorite star destroyer goes sailing into the dang pond.
it would be the worst day if you get a cold but still just have to play a tournament where the first day you are playing through a ft n a half of snow,and you get sicker for the next day finish at the bottom of open, wouldn't even have won intermediate, and loose your two best turn over discs. then you go home and are sick as hell, go to the doctor who says you have the flu. Sit on that for a few days thinking you'll be better for saturday league. Don't get better, the doc sends you to the hospital where they found out you also have pnemonia and mono.
That'd really suck...
Oh Wait! I typed this in the hospital

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