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I know I've seen this topic before, but can't find it.
I'm taking a business trip this week and did 2 things:

You know you're addicted to disc golf when......

-you look for courses close to the hotel you'll be staying at.
-the first thing you think of to pack are your discs.

Here's a couple more:

-you drive by a big piece of property and think it would make a great place for a course.
-you hurt your throwing shoulder playing disc golf, so you switch to throwing with your other hand until it gets better.

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Those are Good.

For myself :

When you own more than 10k in Disc Golf Plastic !!!!

Have atleast 20 portable baskets or are a Basket collector.

Buy shoes specifically for Disc Golf.
..you wonder if your "snowbird' neighbors mind moving a basket onto their yard.
..you're thinking of a mini dg course on both of your neighbor's yards and yours.
..you have a mini tucked into the side pocket of lunch bag for lunchtime throwing.
..your fellow workers ask if they can play their day off with you.
..you remember playing object/target frisbee 40 years ago,& still are throwing;>}
Your daughter is getting married and you have to get a new suit and you make sure you can play disc golf in the new shoes.
Your daughter is getting married and you have to get a new suit and you make sure you can play disc golf in the new shoes.
You pay $2000 grand for a trip out west to compete in the open division GCC AND Memorial and get beat by Open Women divsion, Masters Grand Masters and Great Grand Masters divisions then decide what tourney you are hitting next (l.o.l.)
When your girlfriend breaks up with you because she thinks you are addicted to disc golf.
When you don't call and ask around who wants to throw, you just go to the course.
When you go to the course alone and pair up with anyone at all.
I came home one day and my wife was standing there in a see through nighty. She said "Tie me up and do what ever you want". So I tied here up and went discin.

Wife: "All you care about is discin, you probab;y don't even remember the day we got married".

Me: "Sure I do, that was the day I hit that 50 footer at Eldo to save par"

Wife: what would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
Me: Definitely not!
Wife: Why not? Don't you like being married?
Me: Of course I do.
Wife: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
Me: Okay, I'd get married again.
Wife, with a hurt look on her face: You would?
Me: makes an audible groan.
Wife: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
Me: Where else would we sleep?
Wife: Would you replace my pictures with hers?
Me: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
Wife: Would she use my golf clubs?
Husband: No, she's a disc golfer.
Wife: silence
Husband: Duh.
..you think the course is finally getting all the rough cleared out by the county only to be replaced with another ball field.
..you realize that losing the 7 baskets layout is like losing your best friend/parent/pet.
- when you run a league and suddenly think that donating your own highly cherished, highly rare plastic for CTPs is a good idea because nobody else brought a donor.

- when you convince your boss that you absolutely have to leave work at 2:30 PM every Tuesday from DST to DST every year to run a disc golf league. This one proved difficult.
When you play two rounds the day before much needed foot surgery and have to stop at one round the day the cast comes off.

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