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I know I've seen this topic before, but can't find it.
I'm taking a business trip this week and did 2 things:

You know you're addicted to disc golf when......

-you look for courses close to the hotel you'll be staying at.
-the first thing you think of to pack are your discs.

Here's a couple more:

-you drive by a big piece of property and think it would make a great place for a course.
-you hurt your throwing shoulder playing disc golf, so you switch to throwing with your other hand until it gets better.

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-the first toy you bought your newborn (daughter in my case) was a mini....
-before you taught your kid to walk, you taught them how to throw....
-the kid knows enough by the age of two that she can pull out your Buzzz when asked....
-you sign your kid up for an Am PDGA card before her third birthday... (working on wife for this one)
Ditto to all of the above. Literally!
Ken you're a Disc God!
You dream of playing at some DGC you have always wanted to play and no longer about hot women!

The plates on your car say DiscGolf or something about disc golf!

When you open your car door and disc's fall all over the place!

You meet some one new and you start asking right away if they play the best sport in the world.
Hey Skipper: You know you are addicted to disc golf when you start your own disc company. (Smilling)
A true sign that you are addicted to Disc Golf.



Two men were playing disc golf one day at their local course. One of the guys is about to toss his disc into the basket when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-throw, takes off his beannie, closes his eyes, and bows his head down in prayer.

When the Procession passes his friend says:
"Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man."

The man then replies:
"Yeah, well..... We were married for 40 years. It's the least I can do"
- you know for a fact that the PDGA will not allow one to register a yet-unborn child for a PDGA membership
- so you register the child within 24 hours of birth
-you hurt your throwing shoulder playing disc golf, so you switch to throwing with your other hand until it gets better.
lol i did that yesterday, but i ended up hurting my left hand tooo....lmao.....

whne your girlfriend gets you plastic for your anniversary.....lmao

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