"Hi, My Name Is ______ And I Have An Ace Problem"

I'll start...

I've been playing since 1979 (a once a month-er) until 2007 which I have played about 250 rounds since. I have never thrown an ace. Why? Where have I gone wrong in my life to deserve this? Please God, give me this soon!!!

[Joe Duhn]

I don't know what I'm doing wrong. I've hit pins, chains, and tops. I've even somehow gotten a disc to sit on top of the chains (above the yellow ring on a innova basket) off a drive. Even today, the disc that I always said I would get my first ace with on the hole I said I would get my first ace on, skipped off the top of the basket and landed in a river never to be seen again. I've witnessed aces by beginners and veterans. I basically play every day for the 8 months out of the year when disc golf is feasible in northern Illinois. My time must be coming soon.