The Bald and Beautiful Open?

Why not?...Good god there is a Bob festival,why not one for our team fellas?Show the world that we are no longer ashamed,show them we will no longer be silenced in this hair centric,"look how dirty I can make my clean hair look" world. Lets show them the kindness they havent shown us? (imagine throngs of balding folk chanting...Yeah!!!) We will not say to the haired..."at least you dont have a wierdly shaped quaff...no, we will do it differently. Feedback and disc-usion. Lets decide on the venue and invite the haired. What do you guys say?