Chachi The Beer Bitch is to be played during a round of disc golf.
Warnings before we get started:
1.) Its a good idea to play on a course that permits drinking. You could play on a course that doesn't but most likely you will get caught and have to pay a huge fine.
2.) Warn other golfers on the course that you are playing Chachi that day. Chances are you will become a loud drunk ass hole
Preparations for the game:
1.) You need a cart of some type with a large cooler attached to it. Or a big cooler with wheels. I recommend a 'regular' golf back cart with tie straps to hold the cooler on. Luggage carts will work but are hard to control and you might loose the cooler. Bungee cables don't work, they stretch too much and the cooler will fall off.
2.) Lots and lots of beer. Minimum of a 12 pack per person. Load up on dirty 30s.
Finally, The Rules:
1.) Worst score on a hole becomes Chachi The Beer Bitch
2.) Chachi or "Chach" is responsible for moving the beer cart down the hole
3.) Chachi is the bartender for the entire playing party. Chachi must bring and open everyone's beer to them
4.) Chachi must drop whatever he/she is doing and bring someone a beer when commanded. Chachi cannot be commanded during a persons throw. The command must be given before or after a throw.
Examples of good commands:
"Chach, I Thirst!"
"Chachi where is my beer"
"Chachi I'm empty again"
Feel free to create your own commands for Chachi, creativity is appreciated
5.) Anyone playing must have a beer at all times. When you finish a beer you must immediately command Chachi for another beer.
6.) You must still follow the command rule of not during a throw. If your beer is finished during a throw you must wait till the person finishes to command Chachi
7.) Have fun, your drinking and playing disc golf. Just try not to pull your groin, pass out on the course, or run your own foot over with your jeep after the round is over.