Rules for Chachi The Beer Bitch

Chachi The Beer Bitch is to be played during a round of disc golf.

Warnings before we get started:

1.) Its a good idea to play on a course that permits drinking. You could play on a course that doesn't but most likely you will get caught and have to pay a huge fine.

2.) Warn other golfers on the course that you are playing Chachi that day. Chances are you will become a loud drunk ass hole

Preparations for the game:

1.) You need a cart of some type with a large cooler attached to it. Or a big cooler with wheels. I recommend a 'regular' golf back cart with tie straps to hold the cooler on. Luggage carts will work but are hard to control and you might loose the cooler. Bungee cables don't work, they stretch too much and the cooler will fall off.

2.) Lots and lots of beer. Minimum of a 12 pack per person. Load up on dirty 30s.

Finally, The Rules:

1.) Worst score on a hole becomes Chachi The Beer Bitch

2.) Chachi or "Chach" is responsible for moving the beer cart down the hole

3.) Chachi is the bartender for the entire playing party. Chachi must bring and open everyone's beer to them

4.) Chachi must drop whatever he/she is doing and bring someone a beer when commanded. Chachi cannot be commanded during a persons throw. The command must be given before or after a throw.
Examples of good commands:
"Chach, I Thirst!"
"Chachi where is my beer"
"Chachi I'm empty again"
Feel free to create your own commands for Chachi, creativity is appreciated

5.) Anyone playing must have a beer at all times. When you finish a beer you must immediately command Chachi for another beer.

6.) You must still follow the command rule of not during a throw. If your beer is finished during a throw you must wait till the person finishes to command Chachi

7.) Have fun, your drinking and playing disc golf. Just try not to pull your groin, pass out on the course, or run your own foot over with your jeep after the round is over.

[William Gilbert]

You forgot the rule that chach must also take the empty's to the nearest trash can or store it somewhere for returning it for the deposit which ever rule you choose to follow.

[Danger Dave *X*24 Chains*X*]

You make an excellent point.

Rule 8.) Don't trash the course. Being drunk is no excuse for pollution

[William Gilbert]

Oh nikki was telling me you told her the caddy also had to haul everyones disc golf bags as well. i would like to play this game but i can't drink beer. and it wouldn't be the same if i was drinking diet pops. plus i can't if i am running 1-disc.

[William Gilbert]

Maybe
Rule 8) should be don't trash the course
and
Rule 9) should be put refuse in a proper refuse holder

[Angel]

do i get to play this yr? or am i not allowed to play with the big boys?

[Danger Dave *X*24 Chains*X*]

Carrying everyone's bag is an option if the cart is big enough. This year with the new super improved Chachi Cart that Gabe found it will be. The new cart is bigger, will hold the cooler plus 5 bags. I'm sure we can amend the drinking rule for you since you will have to run the 1-Disc. As long as you can handle all of the craziness of Miah, Gabe, Big Dave, Bill and I.

[Danger Dave *X*24 Chains*X*]

Not sure nikki, the "big boys" will have to discuss the addition of a minor to the game friday at the mer.

[Angel]

im not a minor im 21 as of last october thank u.

Danger Dave said:

Not sure nikki, the "big boys" will have to discuss the addition of a minor to the game friday at the mer.

[Danger Dave *X*24 Chains*X*]

Oh my apologies and happy birthday. I haven't seen you since last summer, probably femillz or sometime shortly after that. Either way addition of woman folk will be discussed. lol

[Angel]

thank u dave and i know i haven't seen you since then. i still work at PSP though

Danger Dave said:

Oh my apologies and happy birthday. I haven't seen you since last summer, probably femillz or sometime shortly after that. Either way addition of woman folk will be discussed. lol

[Wicked Dyes]

What about me? I wanna play!! lol. Wait if i play ill be chochi the whole game.. damn it I'm out. lol

Danger Dave said:

Carrying everyone's bag is an option if the cart is big enough. This year with the new super improved Chachi Cart that Gabe found it will be. The new cart is bigger, will hold the cooler plus 5 bags. I'm sure we can amend the drinking rule for you since you will have to run the 1-Disc. As long as you can handle all of the craziness of Miah, Gabe, Big Dave, Bill and I.

[Danger Dave *X*24 Chains*X*]

Don't worry Cass, I spent last year being Chachi for all except one hole. You should take the honor this year. LOL