Rules for Chachi The Beer Bitch

Chachi The Beer Bitch is to be played during a round of disc golf.

Warnings before we get started:

1.) Its a good idea to play on a course that permits drinking. You could play on a course that doesn't but most likely you will get caught and have to pay a huge fine.

2.) Warn other golfers on the course that you are playing Chachi that day. Chances are you will become a loud drunk ass hole

Preparations for the game:

1.) You need a cart of some type with a large cooler attached to it. Or a big cooler with wheels. I recommend a 'regular' golf back cart with tie straps to hold the cooler on. Luggage carts will work but are hard to control and you might loose the cooler. Bungee cables don't work, they stretch too much and the cooler will fall off.

2.) Lots and lots of beer. Minimum of a 12 pack per person. Load up on dirty 30s.

Finally, The Rules:

1.) Worst score on a hole becomes Chachi The Beer Bitch

2.) Chachi or "Chach" is responsible for moving the beer cart down the hole

3.) Chachi is the bartender for the entire playing party. Chachi must bring and open everyone's beer to them

4.) Chachi must drop whatever he/she is doing and bring someone a beer when commanded. Chachi cannot be commanded during a persons throw. The command must be given before or after a throw.
Examples of good commands:
"Chach, I Thirst!"
"Chachi where is my beer"
"Chachi I'm empty again"
Feel free to create your own commands for Chachi, creativity is appreciated

5.) Anyone playing must have a beer at all times. When you finish a beer you must immediately command Chachi for another beer.

6.) You must still follow the command rule of not during a throw. If your beer is finished during a throw you must wait till the person finishes to command Chachi

7.) Have fun, your drinking and playing disc golf. Just try not to pull your groin, pass out on the course, or run your own foot over with your jeep after the round is over.

[Angel]

sounds fun. i have played with gabe miah and big dave before it was fun. never played with u n bill ever

Danger Dave said:

Carrying everyone's bag is an option if the cart is big enough. This year with the new super improved Chachi Cart that Gabe found it will be. The new cart is bigger, will hold the cooler plus 5 bags. I'm sure we can amend the drinking rule for you since you will have to run the 1-Disc. As long as you can handle all of the craziness of Miah, Gabe, Big Dave, Bill and I.

[Miah $-24 CHA!ns $-]

You must remember that Chachie doesn't have the time to drink because of his duties so as others drink their game goes down and the roll of Chachie changes up nice and quick.. And while fun we did learn some real lessons last year, and while drinking and good times are first in mind we will be observing safty too. So if where possible car pool so there is a likely chance of good sober driver, or at least remember to pack some sports drinks to drink durring the ONE DISC to sober up. We love our Chaach round, and all it's player, and want them back next game

[Danger Dave *X*24 Chains*X*]

Excellent Point, Because I know I was a wreak last year. I proved Chachi totally has the time to drink if your fast enough. Yes we should bring food and sports drinks this year. I'll bring a smaller cooler to leave in the car with that kind of stuff to grab in between the rounds. Just need to keep telling our self, "I will not pass out on the monster, pull a groin, or run over my own foot this year"

[William Gilbert]

You passed out, wow you take your game way to seriously. did the foot heal?
LOL

[Danger Dave *X*24 Chains*X*]

Yeah I passed out on 14 of the monster during the one disc. Gabe was the one who ran over his own foot. Even though I've heard the story multiple times it still confuses me

[Miah $-24 CHA!ns $-]

Yeah I was the one with a groin shot damage, Dave managed to fall asleep with all of us screaming and Gabe has to tell how he ran himself over with his Jeep on the way home even though I was behind him and watched the whole thing. I've got a camera for the round, and my girl will be along so I'm sure we'll have lots of black mail photos for later.

[Danger Dave *X*24 Chains*X*]

Excellent! I was trying to get my friend Rock to be our photographer but she is going to be busy that day and my girl is going to be flying to Utah to visit her sister that afternoon so I'm glad we have it covered. I think this years Chachi is going to be even better. All this planning will hopefully lead to an accident free round!

[Gabriel -=24 CHA!NS=-]

I ran my self over?... LOL.. I just have to remember to wear the Pink "swayze crazy"hat again. And no I dont plan on "ghost rideing" the whip this year.. I would like to watch my lil girl grow up to hate me some day ;P...

[josh wieschowski]

Very Nice!! Many props to the Chachi Gods. This is a primo game that must be followed by a game of Beersbie when you get home!