frisbeetarians

Frisbeetarian

A religion created by George carlin

Based on the concept that when you die,

Your soul flies up on the roof and stays forever.

Does this make George our god??

And Steady Ed the pope

FRISBEE: created by bored inventors playing with disgarded pie plates from the Frisbee pie company.

FRISBEETARIANISUM; noun

An enthusiast of the art of throwing a small piece of plastic at a static or moving target.



The Ten Commandments of frisbeetarianism

1. Drive for Ace

2. Up for birdie

3. Play the fairway

4. Fore

5. The largest group that is not a team

6. Protect the park

7. Show someone the way

8. Best yourself

9. No clubs required

10. Do it just for the fun of it

[Steve Kenton]

www.cafepress.com/churchofdisc

[Brian Matthews]

George IS a god, as far as I'm concerned, even though he abhors the concept, as do I.
But, it gets the point across.