Sensei Jerry´s Disc Dojo

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Comment by mark ellis on November 9, 2008 at 7:43pm

Joyous am I that I have been generously granted the status of "brother" yet surprised and dismayed that Sensei Jerry has boogied to Tidet (borderland to Tibet??) and has evidently left Swamptoy as his spokesman.

It is not for me, lowliest of the lowly, to question whether Swamptoy truly speaks for Sensei Jerry, or whether this is all some grand scam but perhaps Swamptoy could perform some public miracle as evidence of his discipleship.

Comment by mark ellis on November 8, 2008 at 7:29pm

Oh exalted and bashful Sensei Jerry,
I inquired of your infinite wisdom but it has been several minutes and you have not responded. I prostrate myself before you. I slice my face with shards from a broken piece of glass. I make sacrifice with a putter that loved dirt too much. Will you never answer my prayers?

Comment by mark ellis on November 8, 2008 at 6:58pm

Most excellent Sensei Jerry,
I seek supreme enlightenment. I have learned the grasshopper and the wax-on-wax-off. But now I am tired and thirsty. Very thirsty. I thirst for your knowledge and credit card authorization. I remain your humble serpent.

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