From time to time, members of Three-Digiters Only! will distinguish themselves as worthy of formal recognition for having gone above and beyond the call of duty in their quest to join or promote Three-Digiters Only! and, by extension, all it purportedly represents. In those moments, we will honor those individuals with the 3-DO! "Triskelion Award" (photo not available).
This is one of those moments.
With all the duty and power granted me as founder and president of Three-Digiters Only!, I hereby award the very first "3-DO! Triskelion Award" to Matt Janssen, DGRUS member #972.
This award is bestowed upon Matt to honor and recognize his tenacious perseverance while manually calculating his DGRUS membership number to ensure he qualified for inclusion in the 3-DO! family.
Matt's refusal to quit in the face of adversity, his single-minded focus to continue scrolling and tabulating through innumerable DGRUS member screens with no guarantee that his DGRUS membership number would grant him access to the pompous exclusivity and serious hijinx of 3-DO!, exemplifies the very spirit of 3-DO itself.
The 3-DO! Triskelion Award (photo not available) is non-transferrable and has no monetary value whatsoever. Any attempt to sell, purchase, borrow or lend the 3-DO! Triskelion Award for any reason cannot possibly end well, so let's have none of that.