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So I meet with some out of towners today to show them the course and this is how my first 5 holes go...   Hole 1, great drive easy putt for       2 Hole 2, bad drive, good up, putt       3 Hole 3, ugly tree kick OB, up, putt    4 Hole 4, Ace                                      1 Hole 5, tree, short up, chain out x2   5   Being even after 5 holes with an Ace....Really lol   Whats your crazy start…