"Hey man, remember that time when Johnny and I played you and Jeremy and we beat you by two strokes? Johnny plays once a year and really didn't do much to help our cause, so it's like I beat that ass with help by multiple strokes. Remember…"
"I can throw my Star Eagle further than any of my other discs, including a Star Destroyer and a Star Excaliber. They are close, but it is the longest and most accurate every time. Can throw it on a line 250 ft."
"Who taught you how to play this game son! Stick to your rapping, you're much better at that!
But since you're all about the poetry, here's a little haiku fo you ass!
Your chains will not ching
Plastic from your hand only
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