"i love my pig even tough i forgot to pick it up after i hit bottom of the pole. so so sad, if u see my pig and it hasn't been made into ground pork id love it back. Damn pigs never there when u really need them"
"Hello Ed !!!!!
Greetings , I hope you and your Family did have a Very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year !!!!
Wishing you Lots of Birdies and Hole-In-Ones !!!!!!!
Hope this message finds you well and your enjoying the Holiday Season…"