I heard something about some other ex-cop claiming to know which cop, er police officer, killed the stripper who might have been at the party that never happened. Makes having a few krugerands in the drawer seem a little tame. I'm sensing an explosion of text message information.
Thorn update: Thorn removed (or MOST of it, anyway -- I suspect a piece of it broke off and still resides in my right palm). Four numbing shots intothe palm, a tetanus in the arm and a booster in the butt = six needles. Yowch! The infection and swelling are down considerably.
I played RH again Sunday with the Brown Park Irregulars (26 holes) and managed to get a hawthorn thorn stuck in my right palm so deep it disappeared. My hand's swelling up like a rubber glove on Howie Mandel's head.
The thorn's still in there. Good thing it's in my right hand.